Tony!Toni!Toe Knee!
@defullshilling.bsky.social
Come here, type words, leave.
"No probs, babe. You can do the dishes when you get up."
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"No probs, babe. You can do the dishes when you get up."
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Recipe man: chop a couple garlic cloves...
Heard ya!
Heard ya!
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Recipe man: chop a couple garlic cloves...
Heard ya!
Heard ya!
Obviously written whilst dangling from that sheet.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Obviously written whilst dangling from that sheet.
Hang in there, you tenacious bastard!
I think we can extract a lesson from this. In this essay I will
I think we can extract a lesson from this. In this essay I will
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hang in there, you tenacious bastard!
I think we can extract a lesson from this. In this essay I will
I think we can extract a lesson from this. In this essay I will
Posted this before, and I'm doing it again because I think it's funny.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Posted this before, and I'm doing it again because I think it's funny.
One inside may be fucked as well!
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One inside may be fucked as well!
Sirloin tip – tough, but tasty. Marinate the bastard!
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Sirloin tip – tough, but tasty. Marinate the bastard!
Kitchen's closed, lads!
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Kitchen's closed, lads!
-4, or a shitting man farting? You decide.
Morning x
Morning x
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
-4, or a shitting man farting? You decide.
Morning x
Morning x
If glop, or whatever the fuck it's called can generate bokeh, we're screwed.
An aside: musk is a thundercunt.
An aside: musk is a thundercunt.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If glop, or whatever the fuck it's called can generate bokeh, we're screwed.
An aside: musk is a thundercunt.
An aside: musk is a thundercunt.
Watching the game with the dog...
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Watching the game with the dog...
So it begins.
They'll eat the elderly, infirmed, and most-handsome first – (that's me fucked!).
They'll eat the elderly, infirmed, and most-handsome first – (that's me fucked!).
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
So it begins.
They'll eat the elderly, infirmed, and most-handsome first – (that's me fucked!).
They'll eat the elderly, infirmed, and most-handsome first – (that's me fucked!).
We're safe from AI, for now. It's still weeding out the MAGAts.
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We're safe from AI, for now. It's still weeding out the MAGAts.
Trump's circus, but callously without the bread. Have any witnessed such a vile cunt in their lifetime?
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Trump's circus, but callously without the bread. Have any witnessed such a vile cunt in their lifetime?
Frankenstein: atmospheric, campy, pure Gothic brilliance, pure del Toro. Have had this on my phone for years, came through in this telling as Shelley intended.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Frankenstein: atmospheric, campy, pure Gothic brilliance, pure del Toro. Have had this on my phone for years, came through in this telling as Shelley intended.
Scott; the moment he realises Turnip will fuck him under a bus...
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Scott; the moment he realises Turnip will fuck him under a bus...
Ol' Kimmy's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard... daft xtian.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ol' Kimmy's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard... daft xtian.
Who is the onus on for this cat's release in the first place?
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Who is the onus on for this cat's release in the first place?
Here's a dry shite that could do with waterboarding.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Here's a dry shite that could do with waterboarding.
Some poor fucker passed out, and trump is Orange Steel'ng it!
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Some poor fucker passed out, and trump is Orange Steel'ng it!
And sometimes they walk down Main Street...
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
And sometimes they walk down Main Street...
Look at her, still hanging in; the big, beautiful, bullheaded bitch.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Look at her, still hanging in; the big, beautiful, bullheaded bitch.
@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
Yep, it's there.
Yep, it's there.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
Yep, it's there.
Yep, it's there.
Korean poached chicken, a spicy, gingery, garlicky sauce thing. Chicken-fat steamed rice n bok choi w/peanut butter thing.
The food of my people. #FoodWanker
The food of my people. #FoodWanker
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Korean poached chicken, a spicy, gingery, garlicky sauce thing. Chicken-fat steamed rice n bok choi w/peanut butter thing.
The food of my people. #FoodWanker
The food of my people. #FoodWanker
They're out there, the weights and measures freaks. Just walking around like the rest of us!
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They're out there, the weights and measures freaks. Just walking around like the rest of us!