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Babbling Brooklyn
@deftestleftist.bsky.social
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Word nerd, progressive, chasing the next chortle. 📷: By my camera.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · Sep 22
The undisputed lightweight champion defends a prized acorn.
📷 📸 🍃 🐿️ 🗽 #sqrlpix
Photo of an eastern gray squirrel standing tall on their hind legs, facing the camera, with their arms curled into fists as if ready to box. An acorn lies at their feet. Photo taken in Prospect Park, Brooklyn.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 8h
Try this rejection
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 10h
That was quite the riposte
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 10h
Watch out for that fruit cart!
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 1d
If I had a time machine I’d use it to go back to November 9th, 2025 and invest in whatever company makes scarves
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 1d
A lifetime trekking through the forest searching for the tree
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 1d
I was gonna say “now” being added now would be the biggest problem
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 2d
Brooklyn Botanic Garden looking iconic this morning.
📷 📸 🌳 🍂 🍁 🍃 #photography
Photo of a straight paved path in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden lined on both sides with incredibly tall straight trees showing off their vibrant red and yellow foliage. People can be seen enjoying the walk.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 2d
The assignment is clear: Get him a cameo in the next Knives Out
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 3d
Sign that reads “Cooking for Humans” in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign. There is a suspicious amount of space between the words “for” and “humans” suggesting there might be more to this story.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 3d
Wart Whitman
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 3d
Pluribus
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 4d
Reprogramming “Goodnight” at the Airbnb
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
I got it yesterday and was so traumatized by it that I ripped it to shreds immediately lest any neighbor think I supported it.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
Ran it through the translator and came up with: Man innocent of hurling poutine at SQ officer attempting to remove the apostrophe from Eaton’s sign.
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
Brilliant
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
Not guilty of assault, it was just a pepper spray
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
Felony Footlong
Psyop 6-inch
Misdemeanor Meatball
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
Might have seen Apple’s latest earnings report
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
How’d they get through security?
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
I hope this email finds you laying face first on the carpet
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
I’m waiting for the Enterprise-D.ly set to drop
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 5d
I’ve long thought about the layer of masks in landfills that future archaeologists will use to date things
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 6d
A feather from a duck’s back is called upside down
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 6d
Don’t forget that their verdict has to be umamimous
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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social · 6d
Better still, he’s planning a run for congress (although redistricting could complicate it).
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