DefectiveCandy
@defectivecandy.bsky.social
✨World's Okayest Magical Girl. ✨
I play/GM a lot of Pathfinder and Starfinder.
Secretly a Furby.
🌲I wander around in the woods a lot looking for trinkets. 🌲
She/Her
I play/GM a lot of Pathfinder and Starfinder.
Secretly a Furby.
🌲I wander around in the woods a lot looking for trinkets. 🌲
She/Her
My ultimate Black Friday deal. Thanks Cards Against Humanity. I'm looking forward to embarrassing my spouse wearing this to Red Lobster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My ultimate Black Friday deal. Thanks Cards Against Humanity. I'm looking forward to embarrassing my spouse wearing this to Red Lobster.
One of our local conservancy groups did a wreath making from scratch class using local clipping, and I'm kinda obsessed. I don't think I did too shabby for my first time. I want to scavenge my property and make more.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of our local conservancy groups did a wreath making from scratch class using local clipping, and I'm kinda obsessed. I don't think I did too shabby for my first time. I want to scavenge my property and make more.
I have some confused plant life in my yard...but it is nice to see some fresh blooming flowers....I should check for heating leaks 😅
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have some confused plant life in my yard...but it is nice to see some fresh blooming flowers....I should check for heating leaks 😅
Close-up on new cards and Mahjong tiles. My lovely husband dug through a box of those for 10 minutes trying to find the whole evolution set. 🧡
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Close-up on new cards and Mahjong tiles. My lovely husband dug through a box of those for 10 minutes trying to find the whole evolution set. 🧡
All the new additions to the best birb collection I bought from our recent Japan trip. Pidgey does not get enough love, but was super excited to see on some Pokemon ZA merch.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
All the new additions to the best birb collection I bought from our recent Japan trip. Pidgey does not get enough love, but was super excited to see on some Pokemon ZA merch.
Hope you all had a Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hope you all had a Happy Halloween!
I only bring home the best souvenirs for the dog-child.
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I only bring home the best souvenirs for the dog-child.
Some great thrifting finds at the flea market today. The Casio Japanese dictionary was only ¥100 yen!
October 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Some great thrifting finds at the flea market today. The Casio Japanese dictionary was only ¥100 yen!
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a fancy photographer...but I really do love how this shot came out.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a fancy photographer...but I really do love how this shot came out.
I got overconfident in my body's ability to process lactose..but it was worth it!
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I got overconfident in my body's ability to process lactose..but it was worth it!
Got what I came to Japan for, I can go home now 😂
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Got what I came to Japan for, I can go home now 😂
Ok, but now the question is why didn't I want to transfer him to begin with....he wasn't perfect, and I'm not seeing anything special about it. 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ok, but now the question is why didn't I want to transfer him to begin with....he wasn't perfect, and I'm not seeing anything special about it. 🤣
The old man doesn't want me to study, only scritches.
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The old man doesn't want me to study, only scritches.
I can't be mad it looks like the first 4 days of our trip are in the rain. I'd rather be spending 4 rainy days in Japan than at home!!
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can't be mad it looks like the first 4 days of our trip are in the rain. I'd rather be spending 4 rainy days in Japan than at home!!
Nothing like finding out one of your moms has some really nasty cancer then having to go into work the next day and do all your employee reviews like nothing is wrong. I just want to curl up and have a good cry, instead I'm filling out performance evals. Fuck.
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nothing like finding out one of your moms has some really nasty cancer then having to go into work the next day and do all your employee reviews like nothing is wrong. I just want to curl up and have a good cry, instead I'm filling out performance evals. Fuck.
Aurora is popping off in Michigan tonight! Even caught a plane!
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Aurora is popping off in Michigan tonight! Even caught a plane!
My brother said the light from my step-mom's hospital bed looks like Lightning McQueen and now I can't unsee it.
September 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My brother said the light from my step-mom's hospital bed looks like Lightning McQueen and now I can't unsee it.
Chinook helicopters spotted over my city today. Used to think nothing of seeing such a thing...now I worry what terrible things the administration is up to today.
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Chinook helicopters spotted over my city today. Used to think nothing of seeing such a thing...now I worry what terrible things the administration is up to today.
Today's thrift store find. "Shakin' tits & takin' shits."
September 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Today's thrift store find. "Shakin' tits & takin' shits."
Dinosaur dinner for husbando's bday.
August 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dinosaur dinner for husbando's bday.
Thrift store lady came in clutch. Look at this beauty I can hopefully restore!
August 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thrift store lady came in clutch. Look at this beauty I can hopefully restore!
BREAD HAS BEEN MADE!!
August 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAD HAS BEEN MADE!!
This makes the 4th pack of Pokemon cards I've been given due to the PokeCar this month. 😂
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This makes the 4th pack of Pokemon cards I've been given due to the PokeCar this month. 😂
Literally just got my MRI half an hour ago, and not me looking at the images online from the imaging company trying to solve my own hip mystery.
TW: Medical - MRI image of my hip bone
TW: Medical - MRI image of my hip bone
August 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Literally just got my MRI half an hour ago, and not me looking at the images online from the imaging company trying to solve my own hip mystery.
TW: Medical - MRI image of my hip bone
TW: Medical - MRI image of my hip bone
My Rep is a joke. Don't forget today special local primary elections are being held around Michigan.
August 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My Rep is a joke. Don't forget today special local primary elections are being held around Michigan.