Phil
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Phil
@defaultjudgment.bsky.social
39, gay, legal, of no fixed abode Australia
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Kenneth Eagle “we didn’t have the data in the form you requested it”
David Shoebridge “was it in some other form?”
KE “not in the form you asked”
DS “…was it in some other form?”
KE “No”
DS “So you just didn’t have the data”
KE “No”🙄 #Estimates comedy skit.🎭
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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One Nation climate denier Malcolm Roberts asks Climate Change Authority Chair Matt Kean in “what year” power prices will come down.
Kean “According to the ABS they are already seeing those power prices coming down as a result of Renewables.”🔥 #Estimates
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Vintage: the VA attendant said no iPads during landing, had to put it away. It’s like it’s somewhere around 2010 again.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
AI is great and everything but it generates word soup that looks good on the surface but omits most of the useful details that a (thoughtful) human would usually put at the front. Yeah, I’m quickly tiring of clients who get ChatGPT to write their communication.
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I didn’t need to wake up until 5am for this 6.30 flight but I did wake up at 3.55 instead anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We’ve worked it out now so for the last month or two the car has been fuelled/charged virtually totally by free photons from the big burning ball of fire in the sky.
Not only very cheap but also very smug.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A great time-saving AI tool would be a plugin that quickly determines whether something is AI and then automatically deletes it. Why are humans still doing this tedious task?
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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"That's the sort of 'peace' I can support" said Putin during negotiations.

Read more: chaser.com.au/world/putin-...
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Plenty of videos and talk this week of having traditional meals with your family who are awful.
Unpopular opinion: you don’t have to. Choose to not spend time with people who don’t make you feel good. It’s ok. You’re ok. There’s no law saying you need to.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Have we reached peak dysfunction?! The NACC handed $1.1M to MA Services - the firm running a Nauru security operation linked with the Finks bikie gang. They're also guarding the ACIC who are literally tasked with taking down bikie gangs🤯
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Listened to parliament radio driving in this morning (yes I’m that wild). Amazing to hear 0ne nation pushing ‘net zero’ with vigour. Shame they were talking about stopping migration.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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ICYMI- yesterday's #climate #auspol cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Aviation medical exam: passed ✅
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Thank me.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I only have one (13 day) work trip to go this year, thank goodnes. Also I’m quite sure I’ve spent more nights in hotels than my house this year.
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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There’s never been a better use of this meme in meme history. 😅
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It’s not been my birthday yet so this is like Mariah getting airplay too early.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Cabramatta: a land not touched by the single use plastic bag ban.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Growth is having free hotel breakfast included but also just going to have my weetbix at the office.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What is it with boomer parents denying their children’s traumatic memories of childhood mealtime lines like “your father didn’t spend all day at work for you to just look at that food” and “you will not leave the table until you have finished the entire plate, you have no choice in the matter”?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I am amazed how Australia, a land considered arid, and marginal agriculturally, is now suddenly a fertile heaven that can’t be touched by renewables. Feel free to bulldoze entire valleys and mountains for fossil fuels. That’s ok.
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My flight school seems to have imploded with nearly all the instructors moving on and most of the planes being sold.
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Turned on the tv and it’s ABC Crimenight! and host Julia Zemiro on this game-show-looking thing seems to be leading a weird pro-fascism parade where big brother surveillance is great.
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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The first question should be “Good evening Sussan, you are irrelevant to actual policy, so we’ll leave it there, thanks for joining us” #abc730
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM