Dee Smith
@deesmithxoxo.bsky.social
Writer📚, Actress🎭, model📸, Podcaster🎙️. And disabled♿️! I like my soul more than I like my face!🦋 Feral and funny!🖤
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Cis men’s opinions on abortion are about as useful and important as the ‘doo doo doo doo’ setting on a vibrator. 🖕🏻
October 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cis men’s opinions on abortion are about as useful and important as the ‘doo doo doo doo’ setting on a vibrator. 🖕🏻
The fist three chapters of my book Rock N Roll is on Wattpad! - www.wattpad.com/1577701333?u...
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The fist three chapters of my book Rock N Roll is on Wattpad! - www.wattpad.com/1577701333?u...
You want me to feel sorry for a man who said gun deaths (children) were worth it to keep the second amendment, being shot because of his own rhetoric?
He wanted to take women’s rights away.
Minorities rights away. You want us to cry for someone who had no problem hurting us?
Make it make sense.
He wanted to take women’s rights away.
Minorities rights away. You want us to cry for someone who had no problem hurting us?
Make it make sense.
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You want me to feel sorry for a man who said gun deaths (children) were worth it to keep the second amendment, being shot because of his own rhetoric?
He wanted to take women’s rights away.
Minorities rights away. You want us to cry for someone who had no problem hurting us?
Make it make sense.
He wanted to take women’s rights away.
Minorities rights away. You want us to cry for someone who had no problem hurting us?
Make it make sense.
No difference!
May the odds be ever in your favour…
May the odds be ever in your favour…
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No difference!
May the odds be ever in your favour…
May the odds be ever in your favour…
Here’s to almost 50 episodes of my podcast Training Wheels! Here’s to many more! 🥂🥂🥂
August 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Here’s to almost 50 episodes of my podcast Training Wheels! Here’s to many more! 🥂🥂🥂
I wish I could be a clean, aesthetic, bad bitch influencer. Traveling and selling vibes.
But I’m a literal troll who crawled out of the gates of hell, would lose her name let alone anything else. With a dark, dirty sense of humour and vibe that scares people.
I’m a mess.
But I’m a literal troll who crawled out of the gates of hell, would lose her name let alone anything else. With a dark, dirty sense of humour and vibe that scares people.
I’m a mess.
July 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I wish I could be a clean, aesthetic, bad bitch influencer. Traveling and selling vibes.
But I’m a literal troll who crawled out of the gates of hell, would lose her name let alone anything else. With a dark, dirty sense of humour and vibe that scares people.
I’m a mess.
But I’m a literal troll who crawled out of the gates of hell, would lose her name let alone anything else. With a dark, dirty sense of humour and vibe that scares people.
I’m a mess.
*deep breath*
I actually hate the taste of alcohol and that’s why I don’t drink.
Do I have my adult card revoked now?
I actually hate the taste of alcohol and that’s why I don’t drink.
Do I have my adult card revoked now?
July 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
*deep breath*
I actually hate the taste of alcohol and that’s why I don’t drink.
Do I have my adult card revoked now?
I actually hate the taste of alcohol and that’s why I don’t drink.
Do I have my adult card revoked now?
Keeping up with the Kardashians who?
July 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Keeping up with the Kardashians who?
I’m a queen that comes with her own throne!
July 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m a queen that comes with her own throne!
It’s a hard, full time job being a commitmentphobe but someone’s got to do it.
July 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It’s a hard, full time job being a commitmentphobe but someone’s got to do it.
“You can’t buy happiness.”
Clearly, you’ve never been to Lidl.
Clearly, you’ve never been to Lidl.
July 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“You can’t buy happiness.”
Clearly, you’ve never been to Lidl.
Clearly, you’ve never been to Lidl.
Telling a man to get on his knees and bark like he wants it, whilst wearing this just feel right to me.
June 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Telling a man to get on his knees and bark like he wants it, whilst wearing this just feel right to me.
My emo/goth girly ass needs this right now! 🖤
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My emo/goth girly ass needs this right now! 🖤
“How do you know you are over your ex?”
When you have a sex dream about them and your first thought is ‘ew’.
When you have a sex dream about them and your first thought is ‘ew’.
June 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“How do you know you are over your ex?”
When you have a sex dream about them and your first thought is ‘ew’.
When you have a sex dream about them and your first thought is ‘ew’.
I just got called a young Winona Ryder in a wheelchair…I don’t know how I feel about that?
June 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I just got called a young Winona Ryder in a wheelchair…I don’t know how I feel about that?
Did I just buy a Venus Flytrap plant? Yes.
Did I call her Petunia? Also yes.
Do I hope she grows into Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors? Absolutely!
Did I call her Petunia? Also yes.
Do I hope she grows into Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors? Absolutely!
June 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Did I just buy a Venus Flytrap plant? Yes.
Did I call her Petunia? Also yes.
Do I hope she grows into Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors? Absolutely!
Did I call her Petunia? Also yes.
Do I hope she grows into Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors? Absolutely!
My milkshake brings all the pricks to the yard.
And they’re like ‘I have commitment issues.’
Damn right, they fucking suck!
I can teach you but it’s not my job…
And they’re like ‘I have commitment issues.’
Damn right, they fucking suck!
I can teach you but it’s not my job…
June 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My milkshake brings all the pricks to the yard.
And they’re like ‘I have commitment issues.’
Damn right, they fucking suck!
I can teach you but it’s not my job…
And they’re like ‘I have commitment issues.’
Damn right, they fucking suck!
I can teach you but it’s not my job…
I fall in love with a persons imperfections. That’s beautiful to me. In a world of influencers claiming to be perfect, I’ll never be one of them and I’m glad!
June 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I fall in love with a persons imperfections. That’s beautiful to me. In a world of influencers claiming to be perfect, I’ll never be one of them and I’m glad!
Before surgery VS After…
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Before surgery VS After…
I’m not saying I’m a mermaid, but I’m in a wheelchair for a reason. 🖤
June 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m not saying I’m a mermaid, but I’m in a wheelchair for a reason. 🖤
If a man played me the guitar solo from Prince’s Purple rain, I think I’d cum! 🪻💜🍇
June 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If a man played me the guitar solo from Prince’s Purple rain, I think I’d cum! 🪻💜🍇
I love a good slutty tattoo on men!
Slutty tattoos include butterflies, hearts, roses, animal/insect of any kind, skulls and eyes.
Places they are especially deliciously slutty are forearm, chest, torso, hip, spine, butt, back and sternum.
No, I will not be taking notes. 🖤
Slutty tattoos include butterflies, hearts, roses, animal/insect of any kind, skulls and eyes.
Places they are especially deliciously slutty are forearm, chest, torso, hip, spine, butt, back and sternum.
No, I will not be taking notes. 🖤
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love a good slutty tattoo on men!
Slutty tattoos include butterflies, hearts, roses, animal/insect of any kind, skulls and eyes.
Places they are especially deliciously slutty are forearm, chest, torso, hip, spine, butt, back and sternum.
No, I will not be taking notes. 🖤
Slutty tattoos include butterflies, hearts, roses, animal/insect of any kind, skulls and eyes.
Places they are especially deliciously slutty are forearm, chest, torso, hip, spine, butt, back and sternum.
No, I will not be taking notes. 🖤