Deermocracy
@deermocracy.bsky.social
Munching on leaves and dunking on dweebs.
There is a mass movement of the dumbest motherfuckers everyone knows becoming convinced that they have achieved some kind of special knowledge reserved for the most curious critical thinkers, and they have discovered this knowledge through tik tok reels made by people exactly as dumb as they are.
Kim Kardashian Insists the 1969 Moon Landing Was Fake: ‘It Didn't Happen'
Kim Kardashian revealed that she believes the conspiracy theory that the 1969 Moon landing did not actually happen, and she tried to convince her 'All's Fair' costar Sarah Paulson to believe it, too, ...
people.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There is a mass movement of the dumbest motherfuckers everyone knows becoming convinced that they have achieved some kind of special knowledge reserved for the most curious critical thinkers, and they have discovered this knowledge through tik tok reels made by people exactly as dumb as they are.
This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass
Coming to fight the “War” Trump has declared on my city.
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Coming to fight the “War” Trump has declared on my city.
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
I never knew I was on the autism spectrum. Been taking tylenol for years…
Do I get some kind of ID card or…?
Do I get some kind of ID card or…?
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I never knew I was on the autism spectrum. Been taking tylenol for years…
Do I get some kind of ID card or…?
Do I get some kind of ID card or…?
My honest thoughts are a violation of this social media site’s terms of service
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My honest thoughts are a violation of this social media site’s terms of service
Tired of listening to people accuse Trump of “protecting child sex trafickers”
Who do you think killed Jeffrey Epstein, dumb dumb?
Who do you think killed Jeffrey Epstein, dumb dumb?
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tired of listening to people accuse Trump of “protecting child sex trafickers”
Who do you think killed Jeffrey Epstein, dumb dumb?
Who do you think killed Jeffrey Epstein, dumb dumb?
He looks like he huffs his own farts and needs to take his inhaler because they trigger his athsma but they’re just so good he can’t stop
August 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He looks like he huffs his own farts and needs to take his inhaler because they trigger his athsma but they’re just so good he can’t stop
Thank you conservatives for taking this time of national tragedy to clarify that the gun used to murder those church kids was a semi-automatic magazine-fed long gun and not an “assault rifle”
You’re helping
You’re helping
August 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thank you conservatives for taking this time of national tragedy to clarify that the gun used to murder those church kids was a semi-automatic magazine-fed long gun and not an “assault rifle”
You’re helping
You’re helping
Right now, there are teenagers consulting ChatGPT about every aspect of their social lives and acting how it suggests and it’s probably going well for them.
Doesn’t make me feel good.
Doesn’t make me feel good.
August 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Right now, there are teenagers consulting ChatGPT about every aspect of their social lives and acting how it suggests and it’s probably going well for them.
Doesn’t make me feel good.
Doesn’t make me feel good.
This Wall Street Journal article is causing Trump to spiral.
He’s gotta be sitting in his bed right now, rage reading the news, swollen cankles, poopy diaper, with Ivanka on his lap.
He’s gotta be sitting in his bed right now, rage reading the news, swollen cankles, poopy diaper, with Ivanka on his lap.
Exclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump.
The leather-bound book was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. The president says the letter ‘is a fake thing.’
www.wsj.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This Wall Street Journal article is causing Trump to spiral.
He’s gotta be sitting in his bed right now, rage reading the news, swollen cankles, poopy diaper, with Ivanka on his lap.
He’s gotta be sitting in his bed right now, rage reading the news, swollen cankles, poopy diaper, with Ivanka on his lap.
This is a real photo of Trump after his record-length Epstein truth social post
July 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is a real photo of Trump after his record-length Epstein truth social post
Grok is threatening to r*pe users now.
You did it, Elon. Finally. A conservative chatbot.
You did it, Elon. Finally. A conservative chatbot.
Musk's Grok Chatbot Fantasized About Breaking Into X User's Home and Raping Him
Policy researcher and former Democratic candidate Will Stancil has threatened to sue after he was targeted with graphic rape scenes written by Grok.
www.rollingstone.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Grok is threatening to r*pe users now.
You did it, Elon. Finally. A conservative chatbot.
You did it, Elon. Finally. A conservative chatbot.
Spraypainting a Tesla (terrorism)
Slaughtering two politicians in their homes (not terrorism. Wait what party were the victims part of? Democrat? Yeah not terrorism)
Slaughtering two politicians in their homes (not terrorism. Wait what party were the victims part of? Democrat? Yeah not terrorism)
June 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Spraypainting a Tesla (terrorism)
Slaughtering two politicians in their homes (not terrorism. Wait what party were the victims part of? Democrat? Yeah not terrorism)
Slaughtering two politicians in their homes (not terrorism. Wait what party were the victims part of? Democrat? Yeah not terrorism)
um uh uh uh uh hey you guys, I can haz cheeseburger? Heh heh. epic memes aside, I am here to uh announce today that all Tesslers will suck your dick. Every- Every Tesla will be able to suck your dick by first quarter 2022
June 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
um uh uh uh uh hey you guys, I can haz cheeseburger? Heh heh. epic memes aside, I am here to uh announce today that all Tesslers will suck your dick. Every- Every Tesla will be able to suck your dick by first quarter 2022
Taco man
Taco man
Does whatever a taco can
Full of meat
Smells like cheese
Thinks the plural of moose is “meese”
look oooooouuuuuuttt
Here comes the Taco maaaan
Taco man
Does whatever a taco can
Full of meat
Smells like cheese
Thinks the plural of moose is “meese”
look oooooouuuuuuttt
Here comes the Taco maaaan
Trump administration backtracks on Harvard foreign student policy
The Trump administration has backtracked on Harvard, giving the school 30 days to challenge the administration's revocation of its ability to host international students.
abcnews.go.com
May 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Taco man
Taco man
Does whatever a taco can
Full of meat
Smells like cheese
Thinks the plural of moose is “meese”
look oooooouuuuuuttt
Here comes the Taco maaaan
Taco man
Does whatever a taco can
Full of meat
Smells like cheese
Thinks the plural of moose is “meese”
look oooooouuuuuuttt
Here comes the Taco maaaan
400 year old shark with Pete Buttigieg as his VP would be an easy sweep
May 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
400 year old shark with Pete Buttigieg as his VP would be an easy sweep
Hey Steve-o, buddy. Those German guys who got absolute power in 1932, about them.
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
May 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey Steve-o, buddy. Those German guys who got absolute power in 1932, about them.
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
I swear Trump could pull a handful of feces out of his pants in the Oval Office and start eating it in front of his aides and the headlines would read:
“President Trump, known for his penchant for the unorthodox, enjoyed a questionable meal in the Oval Office today”
“President Trump, known for his penchant for the unorthodox, enjoyed a questionable meal in the Oval Office today”
April 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I swear Trump could pull a handful of feces out of his pants in the Oval Office and start eating it in front of his aides and the headlines would read:
“President Trump, known for his penchant for the unorthodox, enjoyed a questionable meal in the Oval Office today”
“President Trump, known for his penchant for the unorthodox, enjoyed a questionable meal in the Oval Office today”
I don’t mean to brag but look at what I said last week! Trump is getting so easy to predict.
April 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don’t mean to brag but look at what I said last week! Trump is getting so easy to predict.
This image perfectly sums up how I feel right now
April 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This image perfectly sums up how I feel right now
This cavern-skulled microwave-brained skunk just loves setting unachievable deadlines for himself for cheap hype.
Elon Musk Says DOGE Aims to Finish $1 Trillion in Cuts by End of May
Elon Musk, the billionaire running President Donald Trump’s federal cost cutting effort, said he plans to slash $1 trillion in government spending by the end of May.
www.bloomberg.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This cavern-skulled microwave-brained skunk just loves setting unachievable deadlines for himself for cheap hype.
