…it’s that Merv Griffin made more money from composing the theme song of Jeopardy than from actually hosting the show since it gets played a lot at sports/ other events. “But let’s all be honest. It’s obviously just I’m a Little Teapot.”

Only when Trump is president do I feel like my law degree is fucking useless.

“If a statement raises their interest then I have to let it be….”

My securities law class in law school was specifically dedicated to covering all the different ways Elon has basically committed securities fraud in very public and disruptive ways. I walked away absolutely stunned the Tesla shareholders/board allow him anywhere near the Co.

Close up 🥲 it looks even prettier in person with the shine of the gold paint