An elderly woman wearing this brooch was super upset today that a sale item was sold out. I couldn't stop laughing at her and she left without being offered a raincheck.
I'm petty.
Sorry Klanma, shouldn't have waited until the last day of a sale to get what you wanted.

Nurses tell me having a blood pressure reading of triple digits over triple digits isn't good.

Ma'am don't try to stop me from celebrating my inevitable demise.

This is Malak. He was caught on camera busting a hole through the wall. Immediately felt really bad about it, if that helps his case. 12/10

Big dog blues. Everyone leaves the dog park when we arrive.

My spouse and I made a move able double decker chicken coop this past weekend. The girls spent the first night sleeping on the balcony area under the stars.

A squirrel decided to sit in the gutter and eat helicopter seeds. This greatly upset my orange cat Fanta, which, in turn upset the dog because the cat was upset.

Making compost with my spouse.

These mugshots crack me up.

Imagine if those who have chicken addictions marched in solidarity.

Last year's hens met the new flock today

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

If you look past the sweet elderly cat, you can see the 1986 Lincoln I just bought.