I thought the left one lied but the right one always told the truth

BETH I am from DC and live in Austin we do not have tall buildings

Whaaaat the fuck 😬

Handle? Hackername, I deanonymized my hacker name.

It was your first chosen name, all those years ago! And happy new handle 🥰🥰

... and you know the ridiculousness I did for myself with my handle

"Hey uhh Clark? You think it'd be weird if I wore the disguise for another week? You never know if that gangster might show up and..."

"Jimmy...you are my pal, so I say this will all the kindness in the world: it's very difficult to hide in the closet from someone with X-Ray Vision."

this is motivation for me to actually get the room ad site up I wanted to give folks to see and send to friends, but you could always get in on the GROUND FLOOR (it is a one floor house only I live here)

what

And the lies are the worst part because people struggling to find work feel like what is wrong with me, and other people are like 'yeah everyone is hiring'

and it's like bitch no they are not

and people are run through 'interview processes' for jobs that don't even fucking exist at times