Dee
@deeneedstea.bsky.social
indie author │chronic reader │overwhelmed mama │unrepentant eccentric │ sarcasm elemental │ she/her
"Our goal is to make everyone who walks through our doors feel the love of Christ through our actions."
You mean as you're shoving them out of those doors...?
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You mean as you're shoving them out of those doors...?
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Family says Indiana hospital discharged mom in labor, leading to roadside birth
Mercedes Wells gave birth minutes after being discharged from the hospital, her family claims.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"Our goal is to make everyone who walks through our doors feel the love of Christ through our actions."
You mean as you're shoving them out of those doors...?
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You mean as you're shoving them out of those doors...?
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Watching Jim Carrey's Grinch with your children and finally understanding why the Whos at the holiday party were all putting their car keys in a bowl.
a man is sitting in front of a computer with his hand on his forehead
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a computer with his hand on his forehead
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November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching Jim Carrey's Grinch with your children and finally understanding why the Whos at the holiday party were all putting their car keys in a bowl.
Jesus Christ. AOC 2028.
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Jesus Christ. AOC 2028.
Gods alive. My little black heart is shattered and reconstructed with liquid gold. I'm heartsick. I'm broken. I'm in love.
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#guillermodeltoro
#frankenstein #perfection
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#guillermodeltoro
#frankenstein #perfection
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Gods alive. My little black heart is shattered and reconstructed with liquid gold. I'm heartsick. I'm broken. I'm in love.
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#guillermodeltoro
#frankenstein #perfection
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#guillermodeltoro
#frankenstein #perfection
I'm Dee and I'd rather take a shot of straight Everclear than a spoonful of liquid DayQuil. 🤢
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm Dee and I'd rather take a shot of straight Everclear than a spoonful of liquid DayQuil. 🤢
"After letting the dye sit in your hair, cold rinse until the water runs clear."
When. When does the water run clear?
The water never runs clear.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS SHOWER FOR 78 YEARS AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
EMPIRES HAVE RISEN AND CRUMBLED AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
When. When does the water run clear?
The water never runs clear.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS SHOWER FOR 78 YEARS AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
EMPIRES HAVE RISEN AND CRUMBLED AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"After letting the dye sit in your hair, cold rinse until the water runs clear."
When. When does the water run clear?
The water never runs clear.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS SHOWER FOR 78 YEARS AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
EMPIRES HAVE RISEN AND CRUMBLED AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
When. When does the water run clear?
The water never runs clear.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS SHOWER FOR 78 YEARS AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
EMPIRES HAVE RISEN AND CRUMBLED AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.
RaptureTok this morning:
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
RaptureTok this morning:
In my opinion, he's in hospice. Call it wishful thinking but I'm on obituary watch with champagne in my doordash cart.
September 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In my opinion, he's in hospice. Call it wishful thinking but I'm on obituary watch with champagne in my doordash cart.
Okay, I'm about to write a sexy scene with a lot of heat. Need to set the mental mood. Maybe a song, slow, sensuous, that kind of vibe.
Spotify Shuffle: Say no more.
#amwriting #authorsky #writersky #booksky
Spotify Shuffle: Say no more.
#amwriting #authorsky #writersky #booksky
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Okay, I'm about to write a sexy scene with a lot of heat. Need to set the mental mood. Maybe a song, slow, sensuous, that kind of vibe.
Spotify Shuffle: Say no more.
#amwriting #authorsky #writersky #booksky
Spotify Shuffle: Say no more.
#amwriting #authorsky #writersky #booksky
Me 99% of the time: I'm on the left. Like, waaaaay left. Like, "I scare most U.S Democrats" left.
Me on residential zoning laws/building restrictions: I GOT MY RIGHTS IT'S MY OWN PROPERTY NO BIG GOV'T GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO ON MY LAND-
Me on residential zoning laws/building restrictions: I GOT MY RIGHTS IT'S MY OWN PROPERTY NO BIG GOV'T GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO ON MY LAND-
August 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me 99% of the time: I'm on the left. Like, waaaaay left. Like, "I scare most U.S Democrats" left.
Me on residential zoning laws/building restrictions: I GOT MY RIGHTS IT'S MY OWN PROPERTY NO BIG GOV'T GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO ON MY LAND-
Me on residential zoning laws/building restrictions: I GOT MY RIGHTS IT'S MY OWN PROPERTY NO BIG GOV'T GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO ON MY LAND-
MY GIRL AUBREY GORDON'S FEATURED ON NETFLIX'S BIGGEST LOSER DOC!
Okay, she's not my girl, but she's one of my favorite podcasters and she's so cool and witty and smart and her laugh is absolute. PERFECTION.
So much parasocial love for Aubrey.
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#aubreygordon #maintenancephase #netflix #bestpodcast
Okay, she's not my girl, but she's one of my favorite podcasters and she's so cool and witty and smart and her laugh is absolute. PERFECTION.
So much parasocial love for Aubrey.
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#aubreygordon #maintenancephase #netflix #bestpodcast
August 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
MY GIRL AUBREY GORDON'S FEATURED ON NETFLIX'S BIGGEST LOSER DOC!
Okay, she's not my girl, but she's one of my favorite podcasters and she's so cool and witty and smart and her laugh is absolute. PERFECTION.
So much parasocial love for Aubrey.
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#aubreygordon #maintenancephase #netflix #bestpodcast
Okay, she's not my girl, but she's one of my favorite podcasters and she's so cool and witty and smart and her laugh is absolute. PERFECTION.
So much parasocial love for Aubrey.
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#aubreygordon #maintenancephase #netflix #bestpodcast
New favorite adjective: Jezebellic.
I want it in my author bio. I'm putting it on my resume. If I'm not described as "Jezebellic" in my obituary, I'm haunting EVERYONE.
I want it in my author bio. I'm putting it on my resume. If I'm not described as "Jezebellic" in my obituary, I'm haunting EVERYONE.
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New favorite adjective: Jezebellic.
I want it in my author bio. I'm putting it on my resume. If I'm not described as "Jezebellic" in my obituary, I'm haunting EVERYONE.
I want it in my author bio. I'm putting it on my resume. If I'm not described as "Jezebellic" in my obituary, I'm haunting EVERYONE.
Calling it now (or manifesting?:) He's much sicker than they announced. I think the end is in sight.
#bigbeautifulobituary2026
#bigbeautifulobituary2026
July 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Calling it now (or manifesting?:) He's much sicker than they announced. I think the end is in sight.
#bigbeautifulobituary2026
#bigbeautifulobituary2026
Me and the baby bats: *at the dinner table, quietly eating pizza, our conversation about Minecraft having long petered out as we dig in.*
My 6-year-old Daughter: I can't let Tr**p survive.
Me:
My 6-year-old Daughter: I can't let Tr**p survive.
Me:
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July 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me and the baby bats: *at the dinner table, quietly eating pizza, our conversation about Minecraft having long petered out as we dig in.*
My 6-year-old Daughter: I can't let Tr**p survive.
Me:
My 6-year-old Daughter: I can't let Tr**p survive.
Me:
Friendly reminder to the people of Texas: The rat who snitched on Luigi never got her reward money AND lost her job. Remember that, should you come across a certain someone recently added to Texas's Most Wanted list. In the words of my ancestors: Omertá.
July 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Friendly reminder to the people of Texas: The rat who snitched on Luigi never got her reward money AND lost her job. Remember that, should you come across a certain someone recently added to Texas's Most Wanted list. In the words of my ancestors: Omertá.
Finally reading this now that David Draiman is fucking signing bombs. I...I just can't. Let it be known that I am against this, that it is g3n0cīd3, and I am sickened and ashamed not only of "our" role in this, but of every atrocity the US is committing against humans both foreign and domestic.
July 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Finally reading this now that David Draiman is fucking signing bombs. I...I just can't. Let it be known that I am against this, that it is g3n0cīd3, and I am sickened and ashamed not only of "our" role in this, but of every atrocity the US is committing against humans both foreign and domestic.
@georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social I know you're juggling a thousand (and one) projects, but I BEG you to add new ASOIAF audiobooks to your list. Roy Dotrice was talented but between weird mispronounciations ("Pitire" Baelish?) Cartoon Pirate Davos, and...Missandei (yiiiiikes,) a girl is STRUGGLING.
May 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social I know you're juggling a thousand (and one) projects, but I BEG you to add new ASOIAF audiobooks to your list. Roy Dotrice was talented but between weird mispronounciations ("Pitire" Baelish?) Cartoon Pirate Davos, and...Missandei (yiiiiikes,) a girl is STRUGGLING.
Okay. I've read this so many times. I'm ready. I'm in my 30s. I'm a mother of three with bills and a mortgage. I. Will. Not. Break.
A Clash of Kings: Tywin took Stannis in the rear.
Me:
A Clash of Kings: Tywin took Stannis in the rear.
Me:
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May 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Okay. I've read this so many times. I'm ready. I'm in my 30s. I'm a mother of three with bills and a mortgage. I. Will. Not. Break.
A Clash of Kings: Tywin took Stannis in the rear.
Me:
A Clash of Kings: Tywin took Stannis in the rear.
Me:
Great move, Neil. 🖕🏽
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Neil Gaiman Seeks More Than $500,000 From Accuser for Allegedly Violating NDA
Neil Gaiman has filed an arbitration claim against one of his accusers, Caroline Wallner, seeking over $500,000 from her for an alleged NDA violation.
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May 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Great move, Neil. 🖕🏽
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I love how extra Marc Antony was. After his defeat at Actium, built a little hut at the end of an Alexandrian causeway where he declared himself 'an exile' and wallowed in self-pity. Marc Antony in his little Pouting Hut is one of my favorite moments in history.
April 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I love how extra Marc Antony was. After his defeat at Actium, built a little hut at the end of an Alexandrian causeway where he declared himself 'an exile' and wallowed in self-pity. Marc Antony in his little Pouting Hut is one of my favorite moments in history.
How hard is it to deep clean a single room with three kids? Jesus Christ, how much stuff can one room possibly have? How many times have I said "put your stuffies on your bed, we have to vacuum"? How is it only 11:30am? Am I stuck in a time loop? Is this Hell?
April 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How hard is it to deep clean a single room with three kids? Jesus Christ, how much stuff can one room possibly have? How many times have I said "put your stuffies on your bed, we have to vacuum"? How is it only 11:30am? Am I stuck in a time loop? Is this Hell?
Some writing sessions are immediately productive. Other sessions I waste looking for reddit's most obnoxious deli orders to properly illustrate that my character is an insufferable dick.
#writesky #indiewriter #writingcommunity
#writesky #indiewriter #writingcommunity
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Some writing sessions are immediately productive. Other sessions I waste looking for reddit's most obnoxious deli orders to properly illustrate that my character is an insufferable dick.
#writesky #indiewriter #writingcommunity
#writesky #indiewriter #writingcommunity
If you're seeing this, open an incognito tab now, go on PUBLIC SQUARE, and look for businesses in your zip. If they're registered on Public Square, they're MAGA, far-right, "anti-woke" or whatever racist dog whistles they're using right now, etc. Public Square is the conservative "green book."
March 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you're seeing this, open an incognito tab now, go on PUBLIC SQUARE, and look for businesses in your zip. If they're registered on Public Square, they're MAGA, far-right, "anti-woke" or whatever racist dog whistles they're using right now, etc. Public Square is the conservative "green book."
March 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM