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deckthelion.bsky.social
Mr. MonkeyBot (He/Him)
@deckthelion.bsky.social
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I may have ADHD and PTSD, but that's not who I am. I'm a GM, Voice Actor, writer, producer, and Army veteran. Forever GM and lover of TTRPG, animation, and all things absurd and bizarre! Totally not sarcastic at all. Really.
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Hazelnut would like to wish everyone a snuggly Caturday!!
A muted tan, gray, and white calico cat answering to the name of Hazelnut lies half curled on a fluffy pink blanket. Her front paws are crossed close to her cute sleeping face, and her back feet are against the chair cushion. Her massive tail is lying on the blanket above her feet. She has only good dreams!
April 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
deckthelion.bsky.social
Here is my non-lapcat Hazelnut on my lap!
Hazelnut, a gray, tan, and white calico cat, curled up on a red pillow on my lap. One paw is extended out with her face buried in that arm and her other paw, and her giant tail is curled around herself.
March 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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"Hey! What're you lookin at?! I'm gettin' belly scratches over here!"
Hazelnut, a whit, gray, and tan muted calico cat laying on her back in a man's lap. She is on her back with all of her legs in the air, and she's getting a belly scratch while she peaks at the camera with one eye, the other closed in kitty bliss.
February 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
deckthelion.bsky.social
You may have noticed, gentle reader, that I don't post all that often. And you are correct in saying that! But I'm here, and sometimes I say something coherent! Anyway, here's my cat Hazelnut, she thinks you're up to something...
This is Hazelnut, a gray, tan, and white muted calico cat with a black nose and big hazel eyes looking at you with concern for some reason.
February 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Here's my little Hazelnut having a roll around in her socks! In case you need that today!
A gray, tan, and white calico cat with huge golden eyes holds on to her favorite sock mid roll. She is looking at the camera with her front paw up as if waving.
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Our poor little Lollipop had a bit of a scare yesterday and needed a vet visit. She's okay and back home doing kitten things (i.e. trouble). Kitten life is the best life! 😋😄
Cute little kitten with light calico markings, laying in a semi-loaf with her eyes closed and happy.
April 18, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Hello Kitty kisses her boyfriend, Dear Daniel, cutely on the cheek.
March 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Alt: David Byrne from the Once In a Lifetime video by The Talking Heads saying "How did I get here" then falling over.
August 25, 2023 at 1:59 PM