Ken Johns ⚓️
@deckape.bsky.social
Landlocked sailor hoping to get back to sea. I grew up in Albuquerque and I consider it my hometown. I really miss the Pacific Northwest though. Big hearted fella.
My ratings of Star Trek movies:
The one with the whales is ok
The one with the whales is ok
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My ratings of Star Trek movies:
The one with the whales is ok
The one with the whales is ok
Reposted by Ken Johns ⚓️
EXCLUSIVE: unreleased Danzig video just dropped
August 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
EXCLUSIVE: unreleased Danzig video just dropped
One of my favorite Ramones songs performed by the Supersuckers and some random guy
youtu.be/9I4GKFkwQJU?...
youtu.be/9I4GKFkwQJU?...
Supersuckers & Eddie Vedder "I Believe in Miracles"
YouTube video by Acetate Records
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
One of my favorite Ramones songs performed by the Supersuckers and some random guy
youtu.be/9I4GKFkwQJU?...
youtu.be/9I4GKFkwQJU?...
Reposted by Ken Johns ⚓️
I’m not sure how I feel about the new Wendy’s slogan. MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU.
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m not sure how I feel about the new Wendy’s slogan. MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU.
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
I’m not sure how I feel about the new Wendy’s slogan. MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU.
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m not sure how I feel about the new Wendy’s slogan. MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU.
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
#albuquerque #4th #misfortune
I’m thinking of changing careers. I’m thinking I may like to scrutinize the catch and bedevil the most grizzled fisherman.
September 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’m thinking of changing careers. I’m thinking I may like to scrutinize the catch and bedevil the most grizzled fisherman.
EXCLUSIVE: unreleased Danzig video just dropped
August 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
EXCLUSIVE: unreleased Danzig video just dropped
Unreleased Beastie Boys Intergalactic video just dropped
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Unreleased Beastie Boys Intergalactic video just dropped
Eating something named death by chocolate for the 900th time and thinking this time it’s going to happen
August 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Eating something named death by chocolate for the 900th time and thinking this time it’s going to happen
My niece came in from Las Vegas today to visit and brought me some new fellas to add to my Kaiju and robot army
June 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My niece came in from Las Vegas today to visit and brought me some new fellas to add to my Kaiju and robot army
I’m not a movie knower but I’m a bit of a comics knower and I just watched Spielberg’s War of the Worlds for maybe the fourth time and realized the whole cellar and surrounding scenes looked like a 50s EC comic
June 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m not a movie knower but I’m a bit of a comics knower and I just watched Spielberg’s War of the Worlds for maybe the fourth time and realized the whole cellar and surrounding scenes looked like a 50s EC comic
Reposted by Ken Johns ⚓️
Non cat-owner: How can you let your cat....
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Non cat-owner: How can you let your cat....
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Tfw your ship is going to scrap and you get two days in a four star hotel in Singapore and a flight home on a mostly empty plane.
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Tfw your ship is going to scrap and you get two days in a four star hotel in Singapore and a flight home on a mostly empty plane.
I worked with Romy, a Filipino sailor, on the APL Agate. I asked him to teach me some Tagalog and he taught me a phrase that were supposed to be a greeting. Went ashore with him in Singapore and we went to the Filipino mall and turns out the greeting he taught me was show me your panties. Fucker
December 29, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I worked with Romy, a Filipino sailor, on the APL Agate. I asked him to teach me some Tagalog and he taught me a phrase that were supposed to be a greeting. Went ashore with him in Singapore and we went to the Filipino mall and turns out the greeting he taught me was show me your panties. Fucker
Being unemployed and broke I can’t afford a streaming sports package to watch hockey but I found out I have the NHRA channel for free. It makes me very happy to see these vintage drag races. These are from Pomona, CA where I was born.
December 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Being unemployed and broke I can’t afford a streaming sports package to watch hockey but I found out I have the NHRA channel for free. It makes me very happy to see these vintage drag races. These are from Pomona, CA where I was born.
My favorite way to annoy my late wife was when we’d watch movies or tv shows and people would be firing guns or have a gunfight in a small enclosed space and I’d say they’re deaf now. They all have tinnitus now.
December 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
My favorite way to annoy my late wife was when we’d watch movies or tv shows and people would be firing guns or have a gunfight in a small enclosed space and I’d say they’re deaf now. They all have tinnitus now.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Sikh Santa!
Now that it’s December it’s time for Sikh Santas first appearance on Bluesky.
December 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Sikh Santa!
This is one of my most favorite pictures of myself. Talking to one of the three girls that were brought into the goat rescue the day before and were quarantined. I was cleaning out their pen
December 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
This is one of my most favorite pictures of myself. Talking to one of the three girls that were brought into the goat rescue the day before and were quarantined. I was cleaning out their pen
Run run Rudolph…run! Oh no it’s to late
December 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Run run Rudolph…run! Oh no it’s to late
Christmas in Louisiana on the Shughart. My wife sent me a Merchant Marine hoodie. I wore this hoodie in a local grocery store. The cashier asked me what’s the difference between the merchant marine and the regular marines. I said the US marines kill people on purpose and we kill them on accident
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Christmas in Louisiana on the Shughart. My wife sent me a Merchant Marine hoodie. I wore this hoodie in a local grocery store. The cashier asked me what’s the difference between the merchant marine and the regular marines. I said the US marines kill people on purpose and we kill them on accident
Christmas Eve in Rota Spain 2007. So fun seeing all the families together in a tapas bar late at night. Mom, Dad, Grandma and Grandpa. The kids the grandkids and the dog. I really want the Spanish way of life.
December 25, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Christmas Eve in Rota Spain 2007. So fun seeing all the families together in a tapas bar late at night. Mom, Dad, Grandma and Grandpa. The kids the grandkids and the dog. I really want the Spanish way of life.
Christmas at sea. I think this was in Baltimore.
The week leading up to Christmas pretty fragrant boughs in my message box. Christmas Day do not bother me
The week leading up to Christmas pretty fragrant boughs in my message box. Christmas Day do not bother me
December 25, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Christmas at sea. I think this was in Baltimore.
The week leading up to Christmas pretty fragrant boughs in my message box. Christmas Day do not bother me
The week leading up to Christmas pretty fragrant boughs in my message box. Christmas Day do not bother me
Christmas at sea.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A fozzy pez dispenser and an ersatz Christmas tree
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A fozzy pez dispenser and an ersatz Christmas tree
December 25, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Christmas at sea.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A fozzy pez dispenser and an ersatz Christmas tree
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A fozzy pez dispenser and an ersatz Christmas tree