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A. De Chastelaine 🏴‍☠
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I follow 💙 back. 💻-Engineer, biker, ૐ & languages geek (🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇫🇷 🇨🇭). Author of historical nonfiction & romantic pirate novels. Pro 🐀🐂🐦‍⬛🐕🐖 rights. 🔪the oligarchy!
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I just stepped outside and found this! I think trickle down is finally starting!
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I am sorry about your imminent deportation to one of the most dangerous and violent countries in the world, but frankly, I have no more fvx to give.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Grand jury refuses to reindict Letitia James. Awesome job, DOJ!
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Awesome job, team DOJ.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We knew this is what the Project 2025 - Musk -Thiel axis was planning. Problem is, the Nazis actually had a strong social support network for single and married mothers. Here it's going to be a raised middle finger once mom is 65 years old and is missing 30 years of Social Security contributions.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
While other nations strive for fossile fuel independence and China dominates global manufacturing for solar installations, America is trying to bring back the 10 mpg National Lampoon mobile with wood paneling (according to Sec. of Transp. Sean Duffy). And no, this is not from the Onion.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We are now at the "blonde camp guard wants to see them suffer"-stage of fascism.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And now a war criminal responsible for 81 deaths of likely unarmed civilians.
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
After learning that Trump's pardon has no bearing on international war crimes.
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When you realize that Trump can't pardon you for international war crimes.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That new beauty parlor Hairspray Pete put in the Pentagon is paying off bigly.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I only hope this graph isn't a harbinger for the US economy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
After grifting with DJT stock (now at $11), peddling worthless $100k Trump watches & golden Trump phones ($90 made in China), Melania's crypto went from an all-time high of $13.73 on January 20, to $0.12, wiping out $13 billion of investor money. When will his followers have lost enough to wake up?
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I had 14k Twitter followers and deleted my account shortly after the Muskrat took over. Am gald I left. Someone sent me this the other day. I just can't take shit like this anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Tesla Cybertrucks in general, are among the least-stolen vehicles in the USA due to advanced security features like tracking, remote disabling, integrated cameras, and thieves not wanting to be seen in them.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Question:
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And the standard defense for rounding up people on the streets and disappearing them without due process still is:
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ooops! A very tragic accident happened where bullfighter Manuel Maria Trindade was gored by a bull at the Campo Pequeno arena in Lisbon. The upside: the bull is okay.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
About 70% of the entire MAGA social media presence is based in Eastern Europe or in third-world countries. The people operating these bot farms are paid by Putin.

You have been conned.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Satan: 1
God: 0
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So, X is fully aware where all these shitposting, fake "American" MAGA and Neonazi accounts are located, but they choose to hide it from the public?
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Florida is winning again. DeSantis' Public Service Commission (PSC) just approved the largest rate hike for FPL in American history. After approving a nearly 100% rate hike 4 years ago.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM