Deirdre Mikolajcik
@dearmik.bsky.social
PhD | Writer | Village Witch | Recovering Academic | Productive Dilettante
Airport security just complimented my look and ‘fit and that feels like an accomplishment
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Airport security just complimented my look and ‘fit and that feels like an accomplishment
Annual physical today.
Told the doc I was good and I didn’t need my Xanax renewed. She said “great!”
After examining me she was like “I’m going to go ahead and renew your Xanax”
😅
Told the doc I was good and I didn’t need my Xanax renewed. She said “great!”
After examining me she was like “I’m going to go ahead and renew your Xanax”
😅
August 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Annual physical today.
Told the doc I was good and I didn’t need my Xanax renewed. She said “great!”
After examining me she was like “I’m going to go ahead and renew your Xanax”
😅
Told the doc I was good and I didn’t need my Xanax renewed. She said “great!”
After examining me she was like “I’m going to go ahead and renew your Xanax”
😅
New writing up on my medium inspired by my travels in Greece: deirdre-mikolajcik.medium.com/the-gospel-o...
The Gospel of Galatea
“Happy Valentine’s Day 2017 with love from Your Goddamn Albatross xoxo” is scrawled inside the illustrated The Rime of the Ancient Mariner…
deirdre-mikolajcik.medium.com
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
New writing up on my medium inspired by my travels in Greece: deirdre-mikolajcik.medium.com/the-gospel-o...
My favorite part of hot yoga is when you accidentally waterboard yourself
July 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My favorite part of hot yoga is when you accidentally waterboard yourself
At a client dinner:
Me: actually human flesh is supposed to taste similar to pork, not beef
Everyone: …..
Boss: why do you know that?
Me: I briefly got super into the Asmat people of Papua New Guinea who practiced cannibalism
Boss: that’s on brand for you
Me: actually human flesh is supposed to taste similar to pork, not beef
Everyone: …..
Boss: why do you know that?
Me: I briefly got super into the Asmat people of Papua New Guinea who practiced cannibalism
Boss: that’s on brand for you
July 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
At a client dinner:
Me: actually human flesh is supposed to taste similar to pork, not beef
Everyone: …..
Boss: why do you know that?
Me: I briefly got super into the Asmat people of Papua New Guinea who practiced cannibalism
Boss: that’s on brand for you
Me: actually human flesh is supposed to taste similar to pork, not beef
Everyone: …..
Boss: why do you know that?
Me: I briefly got super into the Asmat people of Papua New Guinea who practiced cannibalism
Boss: that’s on brand for you
Just a girl delayed in Detroit wishing delta would add a nonstop between SDF and Chicago
July 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just a girl delayed in Detroit wishing delta would add a nonstop between SDF and Chicago
There is something so so magical about being in NYC in a nearly deserted restaurant on a Monday when it’s raining and watching a first date where the guy is trying so hard.
Go get ‘em you crazy kids
Go get ‘em you crazy kids
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There is something so so magical about being in NYC in a nearly deserted restaurant on a Monday when it’s raining and watching a first date where the guy is trying so hard.
Go get ‘em you crazy kids
Go get ‘em you crazy kids
O New York, New York even in the rain ❤️
June 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
O New York, New York even in the rain ❤️
Being single can have challenges, but the couples and relationships I witnessed on my travels chased the single blues far, far away.
May 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Being single can have challenges, but the couples and relationships I witnessed on my travels chased the single blues far, far away.
I’ve been back from my trip to Turkey and Greece for a few days now and am still marveling at the number of times I heard “the missing one is in the British museum.”
May 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve been back from my trip to Turkey and Greece for a few days now and am still marveling at the number of times I heard “the missing one is in the British museum.”
Reposted by Deirdre Mikolajcik
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
April 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
I would pay $5000 to not have a child.
April 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I would pay $5000 to not have a child.
As the world celebrates Easter, it’s important to remember that it always falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox. 🌕 💐
April 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
As the world celebrates Easter, it’s important to remember that it always falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox. 🌕 💐
Love smelling the Angel share at 6 AM on the way to the gym. O Kentucky you will always have a piece of my heart.
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Love smelling the Angel share at 6 AM on the way to the gym. O Kentucky you will always have a piece of my heart.
Guess who got sunburned through the mesh panel of her leggings while helping with flood cleanup 😅🥲
April 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Guess who got sunburned through the mesh panel of her leggings while helping with flood cleanup 😅🥲
Reposted by Deirdre Mikolajcik
Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
April 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
I am just a girl circling the block, begging people to learn how to parallel park and not leave huge gaps between cars.
April 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am just a girl circling the block, begging people to learn how to parallel park and not leave huge gaps between cars.
Season finale of White Lotus reminding everyone how Scorpio men will destroy whatever and whoever is closest to them.
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Season finale of White Lotus reminding everyone how Scorpio men will destroy whatever and whoever is closest to them.
If your landlord doesn’t deposit your rent check in the month you paid it for, they clearly don’t need the money and it should be illegal to deposit it at the same time as the following month’s rent.
April 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If your landlord doesn’t deposit your rent check in the month you paid it for, they clearly don’t need the money and it should be illegal to deposit it at the same time as the following month’s rent.
Cool “filibuster” and all but what did it do and how much blood fuels that politicians career?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Cool “filibuster” and all but what did it do and how much blood fuels that politicians career?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Stuck in ATL overnight after being held on the tarmac 2 hours
Me to my Lyft Driver: how’s your night?
LD: well Delta is f*****g up
Me: that’s why I’m here!
LD: makes it a good good night for me
Me to my Lyft Driver: how’s your night?
LD: well Delta is f*****g up
Me: that’s why I’m here!
LD: makes it a good good night for me
April 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Stuck in ATL overnight after being held on the tarmac 2 hours
Me to my Lyft Driver: how’s your night?
LD: well Delta is f*****g up
Me: that’s why I’m here!
LD: makes it a good good night for me
Me to my Lyft Driver: how’s your night?
LD: well Delta is f*****g up
Me: that’s why I’m here!
LD: makes it a good good night for me
Happy 36th birthday to me!
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Happy 36th birthday to me!
Happy birthday to Frank O’Hara!
March 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Happy birthday to Frank O’Hara!
“Do you ever think of calling when you’ve had a few? ‘Cause I always do” 🎶
March 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Do you ever think of calling when you’ve had a few? ‘Cause I always do” 🎶