Dear Bortles Man
@dearburlyman.bsky.social
Y'all are going to be begging Iisalo to take Jaren out after 3 fouls
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Y'all are going to be begging Iisalo to take Jaren out after 3 fouls
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Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
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I love summer grilling Sundays.
(To be clear I am not doing the grilling, that’s all @dearburlyman.bsky.social, but he’s so good at it!)
(To be clear I am not doing the grilling, that’s all @dearburlyman.bsky.social, but he’s so good at it!)
June 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love summer grilling Sundays.
(To be clear I am not doing the grilling, that’s all @dearburlyman.bsky.social, but he’s so good at it!)
(To be clear I am not doing the grilling, that’s all @dearburlyman.bsky.social, but he’s so good at it!)
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I know @dearburlyman.bsky.social is my person because I made an offhand “Pete and Pete” reference, and he just came back in here and performed the theme song 🤣
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I know @dearburlyman.bsky.social is my person because I made an offhand “Pete and Pete” reference, and he just came back in here and performed the theme song 🤣
I don't really think the lottery is rigged but it's a real bad look to have 2 NBA stars hint that it might be rigged
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I don't really think the lottery is rigged but it's a real bad look to have 2 NBA stars hint that it might be rigged
@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping
March 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping
@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping
March 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping
How is Phoenix this bad?
March 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How is Phoenix this bad?
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The picture of the guy winning the Ziaire Williams signed basketball will always make me laugh
March 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The picture of the guy winning the Ziaire Williams signed basketball will always make me laugh
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I have missed having a patio SO MUCH the past (almost) year and a half. @dearburlyman.bsky.social and I keep looking at each other and saying “We LIVE here!” 🥰
Also the tv on a cart makes me feel like I’m a little kid and it’s movie day. And that’s just real fun.
Also the tv on a cart makes me feel like I’m a little kid and it’s movie day. And that’s just real fun.
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have missed having a patio SO MUCH the past (almost) year and a half. @dearburlyman.bsky.social and I keep looking at each other and saying “We LIVE here!” 🥰
Also the tv on a cart makes me feel like I’m a little kid and it’s movie day. And that’s just real fun.
Also the tv on a cart makes me feel like I’m a little kid and it’s movie day. And that’s just real fun.
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
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Trade war with Colombia
a tweet from traitor joe about hot people who eat croissants are dangerous
ALT: a tweet from traitor joe about hot people who eat croissants are dangerous
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trade war with Colombia
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He is not.
Tom Brady signed a ten-year contract with Fox worth $375 million to be an N.F.L. commentator—quite the pile to offer somebody who’s never done the job. Is he any good?
Tom Brady, Armchair Quarterback
In his new gig, the former player turned “N.F.L. on Fox” commentator is back to work, but is he any good?
www.newyorker.com
January 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He is not.
I was constantly told that Dems should run on something else and not "project 2025 is real" because voters didn't want to hear about it. We all knew it was real. Media just wanted trump to win for content
Guest on Megyn Kelly this week: “So, that's the thing is the funniest joke we ever pulled on the Democrats was convincing them that Project 2025 wasn't real…it's over, we won, yes, we're going to do Project 2025. And the other thing is, it's good.”
Congrats. You played yourself.
January 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I was constantly told that Dems should run on something else and not "project 2025 is real" because voters didn't want to hear about it. We all knew it was real. Media just wanted trump to win for content
It's always okay to punch nazis
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's always okay to punch nazis
Please send grizz Twitter follows on here. Need to rebuild
January 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Please send grizz Twitter follows on here. Need to rebuild
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@garyparrishcbs.bsky.social this is all 4 Chan Nazi shit. 88 is Nazi code. Pepe the frog is 4 Chan white supremacy. His grandparents are Nazis. Maybe doing a seig heil three times isn't because he is on the spectrum
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@garyparrishcbs.bsky.social this is all 4 Chan Nazi shit. 88 is Nazi code. Pepe the frog is 4 Chan white supremacy. His grandparents are Nazis. Maybe doing a seig heil three times isn't because he is on the spectrum
@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping
January 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social doing some shopping
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“Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat, a banana?”
January 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat, a banana?”