Evan Altman
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Evan Altman
@dealtman.bsky.social
Righteous dude, cat dad, kid dad, EIC of a moderately successful Cubs blog. I appreciate booze, brews, shoes, and tattoos. Just trying to escape the crushing weight of existential dread.
Also, the woman who did these, and who’s now done 5 for me, is the daughter of the guy who has done more of mine than anyone else. She is recovering from a terrible broken leg and these were her first tattoos in several weeks as she recovers.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My latest is a negative of the rods and screws from Addison’s surgeries. Ryne’s is for his mother, though it’s more abstract. She grew up a Bulls fan and they say “beef” to each other as a shorthand salutation, plus she like gerber daisies. I suggested the skull because it’s a cooler tattoo image.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I see tattoos less as being added as they are revealing what’s supposed to be there. Not everyone will agree with that, and that cool. But I love collecting them from different people in different places like passports or photos. Some are just fun, but most have meaning.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m a terrible human, but thanks.
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Something like that. Feels like he gets taller every day.
July 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I think it’s 5b
May 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Not a thing, just do my best to dead-head and trim back the bad parts. Three of the plants came from our first house, it’s been fun seeing everything come together.
May 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Indeed
May 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM