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Midnight Food Porn
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Easy peazy 6 oz boneless chicken thighs egg and milk, seasoned, garlic powder, ginger. Oil in the pan, good minute keep flippin to 160° splash water, lid it. Pull it, splash again, whisk cornstarch, quarter your baby brussel sprouts. Don't take but another minute.

Yeah. Brussel sprouts. Babies.
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
John Roberts shadows us on Friday. Go figure. Roberts' capitulation to the harder line conservatives around him in the room always has the admonition that this shouldn't be regarded as a ruling. Roberts merrily passes the buck, however. I like the part where he says.

I hope I die before I get old.
September 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How exactly do you say butthurt in German?
September 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sawks young hurler call-up

Connolly Early

Of course it is
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yeah, kinda

Cedanne Say Hey!
August 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Whoa whoa hold the phone

Stop the presses

Somebody made brownies?
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Deadpaw bachelor lair is revealed. Trailer MDF of 1980s indestructibility seals fate of Jack Skellington's BFF, Sally, long put in the corner beneath etched, mirrored Miss January 1946, her Grablesque gams galore towering. Nice the good girls help me take the boots off, so as not to expire adorned.
August 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Desperation

The world's worst cologne

h/t Cameron Crowe
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Midnight Food Porn
August 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Monrovia CA the scene as ICE attempts to abduct someone with immigration issues, which for any white person is a simple misdemeanor, but sadly, in fear of being disappeared by those who terrorize parking lots, the dark, unidentified man ran into I-210 freeway traffic.

He was later pronounced dead.
August 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There must already be wagering on the date of open rebellion, as we now see the Autumn SCOTUS calendar, a mere dead cat bounce of a former democracy, an undoing achieved by cynical shadow docket. Goll'durn if them founders weren't spot on

Enemies, foreign and domestic
August 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
OK, just don't list Mamdani

37% of this voter group
August 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Give us a kiss!
August 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yeah that guy, with a sex trafficker, and obscure Slovenian escort/model not yet anchored by marriage and birthright baby Barron; this photograph from the halcyon days of Trump's positioning of Mar-A-Lago as pinion for sex criminals worldwide engaging in women and children.

Whyever do you ask?
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
East Russian earthquake(s)

and resultant tsunami warnings
July 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Director John Ford: if the horizon is at the top it's interesting. If the horizon is at the bottom it's interesting. If the horizon is in the middle

It's shit

I rest my case
July 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sidebar, your Honor

I make a little on the side, sure

Just enough to eat
July 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Midnight Food Porn
July 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
June 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
They'll get what they deserve

In the end. Or after.
June 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Caught!
June 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Deadpaw this week the NDA, badge and the gun has me in Port Angeles, Silverdale and Oak Harbor. Tonight the grocery labels all the way to Canada. Jet black drawstring Carhartts extra pockets and the bright red real Italian designer made in China nylon

The Che Guevara look
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Chancellor of Sanitary Diaper

Feel the stench
June 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Your moment of Zen

Words that are their own contrary meaning. You, too can learn these words and lay irony on the unsuspecting.

Trust me, it's fun
June 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM