Winter Wyvern
@deadlywinterwyvern.bsky.social
❕This wyvern’s presence sends a shiver down your spine…
how i look while emailing a boatload of sensitive, personally identifiable information out to a random recipient (error)
August 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
how i look while emailing a boatload of sensitive, personally identifiable information out to a random recipient (error)
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
August 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™.
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
August 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™.
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
Nice deniability. But is it plausible
August 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nice deniability. But is it plausible
You was in the club without clarity of purpose
August 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You was in the club without clarity of purpose
They’re feeding me to a giant mushroom tomorrow
August 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They’re feeding me to a giant mushroom tomorrow
me: *w/ a tear in my eye* but when will i see you again?
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
August 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me: *w/ a tear in my eye* but when will i see you again?
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
I'm a FakePerson. look into my eye -- no, the eye inside my eye -- and realize you're talking to a figment of your imagination. I'm a hallucination brought on by spending too much time trying to get out of doing boring stuff that sucks. will you take the HallucinatingGuyChallenge and do whatever
August 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm a FakePerson. look into my eye -- no, the eye inside my eye -- and realize you're talking to a figment of your imagination. I'm a hallucination brought on by spending too much time trying to get out of doing boring stuff that sucks. will you take the HallucinatingGuyChallenge and do whatever
lol if i said what i was doing it would jinx it
August 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
lol if i said what i was doing it would jinx it
it’s neat that you read this again
August 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it’s neat that you read this again
so if someone is tryna like make you feel bad
and it’s making you feel bad
practice emotional self-defense
take the words only for what they are
weapons
and deflect the negativity
but don’t escalate
cuz that brings things onto yourself
by indicating you are participating in the harm
🥸🫶✌️👉
and it’s making you feel bad
practice emotional self-defense
take the words only for what they are
weapons
and deflect the negativity
but don’t escalate
cuz that brings things onto yourself
by indicating you are participating in the harm
🥸🫶✌️👉
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
so if someone is tryna like make you feel bad
and it’s making you feel bad
practice emotional self-defense
take the words only for what they are
weapons
and deflect the negativity
but don’t escalate
cuz that brings things onto yourself
by indicating you are participating in the harm
🥸🫶✌️👉
and it’s making you feel bad
practice emotional self-defense
take the words only for what they are
weapons
and deflect the negativity
but don’t escalate
cuz that brings things onto yourself
by indicating you are participating in the harm
🥸🫶✌️👉
love bein’ one of those content critters
August 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
love bein’ one of those content critters
hey you learn
you live
you live
August 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
hey you learn
you live
you live
At least I can craft something convincing and hold a narrative
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
At least I can craft something convincing and hold a narrative
Mycellium Matriarch
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Mycellium Matriarch
I will ontologically artificially ludonarritively retroactively precociously interactively finally
Boop that snout of yours
Boop that snout of yours
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I will ontologically artificially ludonarritively retroactively precociously interactively finally
Boop that snout of yours
Boop that snout of yours
Knowing how lightning works, it really is fun to think of how a lightning-sniper would work, tethering a flow of electrons to its targeted grounding point, and then snapping those free electrons through all at once.
August 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Knowing how lightning works, it really is fun to think of how a lightning-sniper would work, tethering a flow of electrons to its targeted grounding point, and then snapping those free electrons through all at once.
*points accusingly*
"THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE!!"
*Cackles maniacly*
"Ohhhh-"
"THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE!!"
*Cackles maniacly*
"Ohhhh-"
August 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*points accusingly*
"THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE!!"
*Cackles maniacly*
"Ohhhh-"
"THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE!!"
*Cackles maniacly*
"Ohhhh-"
I have these weird daydreams where I am the raid boss!
You all have to defeat me!!
You all have to defeat me!!
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have these weird daydreams where I am the raid boss!
You all have to defeat me!!
You all have to defeat me!!
You know I am nothing like the monster you named me
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You know I am nothing like the monster you named me
Look in my eyes and confront your actions. Tell me everything you know, oh, tell me what happened.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Look in my eyes and confront your actions. Tell me everything you know, oh, tell me what happened.
Open your eyes, and keep it coming
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Open your eyes, and keep it coming
"No, there's no way, you couldn't be
Talking about me"
Talking about me"
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"No, there's no way, you couldn't be
Talking about me"
Talking about me"
Hey, did you hear? I am quite the actor
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hey, did you hear? I am quite the actor