J. MF Grant
@deadcoil.bsky.social
Cartoonist. Author. Survivalist. Gun nut. Religion geek. Bug nerd. Leftist. Doomer Elder. Goth Old Man.
If you're MAGA, please get fucked to death.
https://www.youtube.com/@urbansurvival2024
https://www.youtube.com/@new_elysium_homestead
If you're MAGA, please get fucked to death.
https://www.youtube.com/@urbansurvival2024
https://www.youtube.com/@new_elysium_homestead
I'll see your Anomalocaris and raise you an Opabinia. Five eyed fucking freakshow that looks like it was made in a modern video game by a 9 year old.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'll see your Anomalocaris and raise you an Opabinia. Five eyed fucking freakshow that looks like it was made in a modern video game by a 9 year old.
Entirely too many Americans never watched Schoolhouse Rock, and it shows.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Entirely too many Americans never watched Schoolhouse Rock, and it shows.
Pic my partner took with a Night filter. The white glow at the bottom is probably the town of Alamogrodo, which has a barely notable glow at night sometimes.
The red? Fuck me running. You can see it with your naked eyes here right now. Takes up a CHUNK of the northern sky, and keeps changing shape
The red? Fuck me running. You can see it with your naked eyes here right now. Takes up a CHUNK of the northern sky, and keeps changing shape
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Pic my partner took with a Night filter. The white glow at the bottom is probably the town of Alamogrodo, which has a barely notable glow at night sometimes.
The red? Fuck me running. You can see it with your naked eyes here right now. Takes up a CHUNK of the northern sky, and keeps changing shape
The red? Fuck me running. You can see it with your naked eyes here right now. Takes up a CHUNK of the northern sky, and keeps changing shape
Picture taken at the same time by a friend in Denton, TX. Same Latitude, 700 miles apart. WHAT THE FUCK.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Picture taken at the same time by a friend in Denton, TX. Same Latitude, 700 miles apart. WHAT THE FUCK.
Uh
Is anyone else seeing what appears to be Aurora Borealis down as far as New Mexico and Texas?
There is NOTHING north of us that EVER makes the sky glow red at night like this. Ever.
Is anyone else seeing what appears to be Aurora Borealis down as far as New Mexico and Texas?
There is NOTHING north of us that EVER makes the sky glow red at night like this. Ever.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Uh
Is anyone else seeing what appears to be Aurora Borealis down as far as New Mexico and Texas?
There is NOTHING north of us that EVER makes the sky glow red at night like this. Ever.
Is anyone else seeing what appears to be Aurora Borealis down as far as New Mexico and Texas?
There is NOTHING north of us that EVER makes the sky glow red at night like this. Ever.
The red is the percentage of delayed and canceled flights TODAY.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The red is the percentage of delayed and canceled flights TODAY.
Y'all, this is particularly fucking bad.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Y'all, this is particularly fucking bad.
Excuse me, motherfucker, but I thought he was going to change shit ON DAY ONE, and now GAS IS UNDER $2 a GALLON and there's NO INFLATION and EVERYONE IS DOING GREAT. That's what Trump keeps saying, OVER AND FUCKING OVER. So pardon me if I ain't whipping out my wallet to buy this bullshit.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Excuse me, motherfucker, but I thought he was going to change shit ON DAY ONE, and now GAS IS UNDER $2 a GALLON and there's NO INFLATION and EVERYONE IS DOING GREAT. That's what Trump keeps saying, OVER AND FUCKING OVER. So pardon me if I ain't whipping out my wallet to buy this bullshit.
YEAH THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY REAL HUMAN BEINGS WRITING REAL WORDS WITH THEIR REAL HANDS YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHING RETARD
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
YEAH THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY REAL HUMAN BEINGS WRITING REAL WORDS WITH THEIR REAL HANDS YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHING RETARD
"Are you a tat artist?"
No, but I apprenticed to be one for a shot time, many ages ago. Also, I may have spent a fair amount of time hanging out in tattoo parlors.
No, but I apprenticed to be one for a shot time, many ages ago. Also, I may have spent a fair amount of time hanging out in tattoo parlors.
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Are you a tat artist?"
No, but I apprenticed to be one for a shot time, many ages ago. Also, I may have spent a fair amount of time hanging out in tattoo parlors.
No, but I apprenticed to be one for a shot time, many ages ago. Also, I may have spent a fair amount of time hanging out in tattoo parlors.
TX Nat Guard arriving in Chicago. Thank goodness Hegseth put a ban on all the fatties.
Entire nat guard unit surrenders to Chicago in favor of pizza.
Entire nat guard unit surrenders to Chicago in favor of pizza.
October 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
TX Nat Guard arriving in Chicago. Thank goodness Hegseth put a ban on all the fatties.
Entire nat guard unit surrenders to Chicago in favor of pizza.
Entire nat guard unit surrenders to Chicago in favor of pizza.
I will literally Zelle $500 to the first person who gets arrested for beating the shit out of any asshole who slaps this "challenge coin" down at a bar.
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I will literally Zelle $500 to the first person who gets arrested for beating the shit out of any asshole who slaps this "challenge coin" down at a bar.
