Branchy DeRanchy
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Branchy DeRanchy
@deadbodydisco.bsky.social
me when the waiter brings out the edamame
March 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
*presents resume to hiring manager*
"I believe I would be a great asset to your business. As you can see, I easily passed my Alcohol Expertise Vocational Exam in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii"
February 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM