Branchy DeRanchy
@deadbodydisco.bsky.social
they/them ⚔️
bar manager 🍺
juggalo 🪓🤡
https://open.spotify.com/artist/65jkL5RajKv4FVdmhnExKz?si=m7qzEvK-QveUEOiCR36_lg
bar manager 🍺
juggalo 🪓🤡
https://open.spotify.com/artist/65jkL5RajKv4FVdmhnExKz?si=m7qzEvK-QveUEOiCR36_lg
me when the waiter brings out the edamame
March 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
me when the waiter brings out the edamame
words of wisdom (and more) from the Yakuza series
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
words of wisdom (and more) from the Yakuza series
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
March 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
*presents resume to hiring manager*
"I believe I would be a great asset to your business. As you can see, I easily passed my Alcohol Expertise Vocational Exam in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii"
"I believe I would be a great asset to your business. As you can see, I easily passed my Alcohol Expertise Vocational Exam in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii"
February 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*presents resume to hiring manager*
"I believe I would be a great asset to your business. As you can see, I easily passed my Alcohol Expertise Vocational Exam in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii"
"I believe I would be a great asset to your business. As you can see, I easily passed my Alcohol Expertise Vocational Exam in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii"
me every time I go check Facebook after a few weeks
February 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
me every time I go check Facebook after a few weeks
the nextdoor app is a pretty good spot to find some hidden gems
February 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
the nextdoor app is a pretty good spot to find some hidden gems
the type of petty I am now
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the type of petty I am now
their arrival was foretold
February 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
their arrival was foretold
this is the best and funniest example I have ever seen of the kind of world we live in now
February 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
this is the best and funniest example I have ever seen of the kind of world we live in now
just moments later:
February 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
just moments later:
what's great about Yakuza screenshots is that they're absolutely bonkers regardless if you even have context or not
February 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
what's great about Yakuza screenshots is that they're absolutely bonkers regardless if you even have context or not
I think of this screenshot every once in a while that I grabbed a few years ago when @themountaingoats.bsky.social was going on about his Blue Commander deck iirc
February 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think of this screenshot every once in a while that I grabbed a few years ago when @themountaingoats.bsky.social was going on about his Blue Commander deck iirc
looks like we're right on track to have that Fallout future, except it's about 50 years earlier
February 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
looks like we're right on track to have that Fallout future, except it's about 50 years earlier
what a dumb baby panther
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
what a dumb baby panther
YES, without a doubt yes
January 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
YES, without a doubt yes
ICE have been spotted all over the St Louis area in the past 4 days
January 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ICE have been spotted all over the St Louis area in the past 4 days
I think about this at least 3 times a week on average
January 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think about this at least 3 times a week on average
