Branchy DeRanchy
@deadbodydisco.bsky.social
they/them ⚔️
bar manager 🍺
juggalo 🪓🤡
https://open.spotify.com/artist/65jkL5RajKv4FVdmhnExKz?si=m7qzEvK-QveUEOiCR36_lg
bar manager 🍺
juggalo 🪓🤡
https://open.spotify.com/artist/65jkL5RajKv4FVdmhnExKz?si=m7qzEvK-QveUEOiCR36_lg
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hey guys check out this neat scene from a cool cartoon
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more like "I Saw the TV Blow" am I right what a big load of shitfuck
July 7, 2024 at 6:28 PM
more like "I Saw the TV Blow" am I right what a big load of shitfuck
me when the waiter brings out the edamame
March 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
me when the waiter brings out the edamame
11/10, hot take, very true
Have Websites Considered Simply Watching A TV Show And Finding Out What Happens - Aftermath
6.7/10
aftermath.site
March 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
11/10, hot take, very true
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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words of wisdom (and more) from the Yakuza series
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
words of wisdom (and more) from the Yakuza series
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I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
*Trump voice* after the evil, very bad Department of Education is blown up, we have a very good plan, I think it's a good one, very lovely, we're closing all the schools, DeVry University will be the only one, all those degrees are gonna cost five times more than before, they're my good friends
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*Trump voice* after the evil, very bad Department of Education is blown up, we have a very good plan, I think it's a good one, very lovely, we're closing all the schools, DeVry University will be the only one, all those degrees are gonna cost five times more than before, they're my good friends
GOOD EVENING BLUESKY
Ligma? (Doctor’s Explanation)
YouTube video by Sunday Night Games
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
GOOD EVENING BLUESKY
on manic days I feel like the main character in a shōnen anime, giving big speeches about justice and fighting evil. any other day I feel like a background character in a gag manga, standing far away in the frame and the artist didn't finish drawing me
March 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
on manic days I feel like the main character in a shōnen anime, giving big speeches about justice and fighting evil. any other day I feel like a background character in a gag manga, standing far away in the frame and the artist didn't finish drawing me
this is how I feel every day
Everything is a real shit show at work so I think I may treat myself to some Taco Bell tonight 😭
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
this is how I feel every day
how does it feel to live in a country whose government has fully adopted 10th century feudalism in the same year that Andor season 2 is being released
March 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
how does it feel to live in a country whose government has fully adopted 10th century feudalism in the same year that Andor season 2 is being released
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Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network
March 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network
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I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence.
This is a campaign of eradication.
www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...
This is a campaign of eradication.
www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...
March 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence.
This is a campaign of eradication.
www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...
This is a campaign of eradication.
www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...
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Please read and share.
Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.
Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.
March 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Please read and share.
Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.
Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.
soak up this Canadian-made product while supplies last
At Peace
Propagandhi · At Peace · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
soak up this Canadian-made product while supplies last
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I know the difference between right and wrong.
I know that the trans community is being shat upon and shamed for horribly politically biased reasons.
The small minority that is our trans community are harming ZERO people. They are brave citizens and should be left alone.
I know that the trans community is being shat upon and shamed for horribly politically biased reasons.
The small minority that is our trans community are harming ZERO people. They are brave citizens and should be left alone.
Just found out the star of my fav adult swim show is here and says trans rights! Good day for this gal🤘
March 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I know the difference between right and wrong.
I know that the trans community is being shat upon and shamed for horribly politically biased reasons.
The small minority that is our trans community are harming ZERO people. They are brave citizens and should be left alone.
I know that the trans community is being shat upon and shamed for horribly politically biased reasons.
The small minority that is our trans community are harming ZERO people. They are brave citizens and should be left alone.
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
March 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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“The US military would disobey an unlawful order” don’t count on it.
March 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“The US military would disobey an unlawful order” don’t count on it.
oh fantastic /s
Today, the Missouri State Senate third read and passed a bill to strip St. Louis City of our local control over SLMPD. But this fight is far from over.
March 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
oh fantastic /s
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Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 theonion.com/pokemon...
March 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 theonion.com/pokemon...