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David Olsen
@ddsd.dolsen.net
Craft beer, Pinball, NRL, Startups, Hard Techno - Sydney, Australia.
Why is everything on the internet a poker machine now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Jacaranda flavoured nails.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Different to Stack Overflow.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This place has the juice.
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is where I'm posting from.
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lol.
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I've had...*checks notes*

Almost 4,000 different beers. 👀

Which probably makes me incredibly annoying to have beers with 🤣
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This GPT thing has gone too far.
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I made friends with an apple yesterday.
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
You don't tell me what to do, phone.
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mapping successful.
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Mate, could you not put your tail there.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
OneDrive: DISABLE MEMORIES CREATION?

First the AI came for our jobs, now it's coming for our memories.
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Cleary Dynasty living in everyone's mind rent free.
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Nothing.
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm trapped. Again.
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Savage burn from AliExpress.
September 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm trapped and can never roll back in my chair because of this guy.
September 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This guy just flops around on the floor looking at me while I work for no reason.
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
FETTA 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Might be time to bust out the Sad Nayfn t-shirt tomorrow.
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
No I'm not "curious about laksa" thanks for asking.
September 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This Apple Vs Android gang tagging needs to stop.
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Octoberfest beers from Young Henry's this year.
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM