David Fitzjarrell
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David Fitzjarrell
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Senior database administrator with a Chemistry degree. Have been a professional Chemist and DBA, still the latter, 35 years now. I follow the BEST people.

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Do I gotta???
February 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Counts me out. I have fish and dust bunnies.
February 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My daughter makes matzo ball soup, to die for.
February 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Puck You”??
February 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How about a baseball-themed smutfest called “Hard Balls”…
February 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Let’s compromise: prune snickerdoodles. Now both sides can be happy.
February 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I think it was Whore-ton…
January 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bagel?
January 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Humor is never “too smart”, but it can descend into the mundane. You avoid that pitfall and I appreciate it. It may be that you developed a unique way to improvise on your feet.

So if you’re heading to a pasture leave me a map, I’m likely going with you.
January 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m just relieved I don’t need Preparation-H.
December 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Is there room for the forklift to bring in the ham?
December 24, 2024 at 3:33 AM
“You need to use a grater to make real latkes; they need bits of skin and fingernails to be authentic.”

My daughter
December 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I second that.
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM