Eric Carpenter
@dcow36.bsky.social
Occasionally using my journalism degree to sporadically make snide remarks about a vast array of silly topics. 🏳️🌈📺🎬 📍San Francisco (Bay Area)
https://linktr.ee/dcow36
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Montenegro living in your fave dystopian YA novel #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Montenegro living in your fave dystopian YA novel #eurovision
Excuse me, is that a SCARF TIE?! #sagawards
February 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Excuse me, is that a SCARF TIE?! #sagawards
I'm not going to read it to find out, but this is just @cerebrocast.bsky.social Selene getting a solo book, right? Coupled with the title, this is fully deranged
December 4, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I'm not going to read it to find out, but this is just @cerebrocast.bsky.social Selene getting a solo book, right? Coupled with the title, this is fully deranged
"Human vs Hamster" is apparently a show on #max hosted by Sarah Sherman (SNL) and Kyle Brandt (The Real World: Chicago) in which people compete AGAINST ACTUAL HAMSTERS for this trophy and money. Not sure if this is a "we are so back" or "this is why streaming is bad"
November 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
"Human vs Hamster" is apparently a show on #max hosted by Sarah Sherman (SNL) and Kyle Brandt (The Real World: Chicago) in which people compete AGAINST ACTUAL HAMSTERS for this trophy and money. Not sure if this is a "we are so back" or "this is why streaming is bad"
Just watched "Don't tell Mom the babysitter's dead" (1991) for the hundredth time and it just occurred to me...What was the endgame plan here? Had Mom gotten home as planned, was Sue Ellen going to just quit/ disappear? I know the movie makes no sense but this is what I chose to focus on this time
November 24, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Just watched "Don't tell Mom the babysitter's dead" (1991) for the hundredth time and it just occurred to me...What was the endgame plan here? Had Mom gotten home as planned, was Sue Ellen going to just quit/ disappear? I know the movie makes no sense but this is what I chose to focus on this time
My god. The hits just keep coming!
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
My god. The hits just keep coming!
History will say they were roommates
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
History will say they were roommates
What.
The.
Hell??
#CMTAwards.
And yes I posted versions of this same thing on multiple platforms because I want to make sure all 50 non-bots that follow me were sure to see the horror
The.
Hell??
#CMTAwards.
And yes I posted versions of this same thing on multiple platforms because I want to make sure all 50 non-bots that follow me were sure to see the horror
April 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
What.
The.
Hell??
#CMTAwards.
And yes I posted versions of this same thing on multiple platforms because I want to make sure all 50 non-bots that follow me were sure to see the horror
The.
Hell??
#CMTAwards.
And yes I posted versions of this same thing on multiple platforms because I want to make sure all 50 non-bots that follow me were sure to see the horror
Not a bad score for the ABC Oscar pool
March 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Not a bad score for the ABC Oscar pool
A) Elon *loves* throwing money into the fire
2) youregonnalose.gif
2) youregonnalose.gif
February 6, 2024 at 8:32 PM
A) Elon *loves* throwing money into the fire
2) youregonnalose.gif
2) youregonnalose.gif
Watts is really into the dog agility competition.
December 25, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Watts is really into the dog agility competition.