Big John
@dcbigjohn.bsky.social
Editor in Chief, Gambit Weekly. Formerly BuzzFeed, Roll Call, Nat Journal, Your Mom’s House. John Fetterman bit my style. Basically a DC bama livin in New Orleans
One of the weirder conspiracy theories I hear shockingly often is Speaker Mike Johnson is/was on grindr. which ... come on. look at dude. In the the year of our lord 2025 even evangelicals aren't really on Al Gore's internet puttin' their whole ass out there, thinkin' nobody will see ... right?
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of the weirder conspiracy theories I hear shockingly often is Speaker Mike Johnson is/was on grindr. which ... come on. look at dude. In the the year of our lord 2025 even evangelicals aren't really on Al Gore's internet puttin' their whole ass out there, thinkin' nobody will see ... right?
lol meanwhile they’re about to not get paid for months
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
lol meanwhile they’re about to not get paid for months
~deep breath~ ok ill do it
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
~deep breath~ ok ill do it
Kids born in New Orleans are just built different. Some can blow a horn out the womb. Others, well they can drink your whole city under the table by age 11. in this case, a preternatural ability to do amazing consuming makeup —by Gambit’s own Clare “6 7” Brierre
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Kids born in New Orleans are just built different. Some can blow a horn out the womb. Others, well they can drink your whole city under the table by age 11. in this case, a preternatural ability to do amazing consuming makeup —by Gambit’s own Clare “6 7” Brierre
this has to be some kinda AI bullshit because aint nobody doin crawfish boils during saints games. If football was a spring sport the whole damn city would be boilin' sundays even more than we already do
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this has to be some kinda AI bullshit because aint nobody doin crawfish boils during saints games. If football was a spring sport the whole damn city would be boilin' sundays even more than we already do
Silas Lee's eyeglasses game is fuckin tight as a mug
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Silas Lee's eyeglasses game is fuckin tight as a mug
Voted, went to bug fest and now at the dog park, so a pretty great Saturday so far!
My ballot fwiw was Moreno, Willard, Morrell, King, Woodfork (under duress cause the choices were bad), anybody but Williams, yes on the amendment and Duncan. Lombard is way too sketchy and basically a Republican
My ballot fwiw was Moreno, Willard, Morrell, King, Woodfork (under duress cause the choices were bad), anybody but Williams, yes on the amendment and Duncan. Lombard is way too sketchy and basically a Republican
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Voted, went to bug fest and now at the dog park, so a pretty great Saturday so far!
My ballot fwiw was Moreno, Willard, Morrell, King, Woodfork (under duress cause the choices were bad), anybody but Williams, yes on the amendment and Duncan. Lombard is way too sketchy and basically a Republican
My ballot fwiw was Moreno, Willard, Morrell, King, Woodfork (under duress cause the choices were bad), anybody but Williams, yes on the amendment and Duncan. Lombard is way too sketchy and basically a Republican
New Orleans is clearly a crime infested mess. I demand Minister of Tough Guy Incels In Ill Fitting Pants Pete Hegseth send in Seal Team Six to hunt down Osama Ball Laden IMMEDIATELY
October 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
New Orleans is clearly a crime infested mess. I demand Minister of Tough Guy Incels In Ill Fitting Pants Pete Hegseth send in Seal Team Six to hunt down Osama Ball Laden IMMEDIATELY
Well this was fucking fast
September 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Well this was fucking fast
Who said Bluesky wasn’t perfect. This is fucking art by @ohrobin.bsky.social and @samthielman.com I may get it as a butt tattoo I love it so much
September 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Who said Bluesky wasn’t perfect. This is fucking art by @ohrobin.bsky.social and @samthielman.com I may get it as a butt tattoo I love it so much
As it turns out, the story does technically have a second question connected to voting. It’s in an imbedded image, in small print and the text of the story, which most readers, well, read, makes no specific mention of it.
This is not how you do this.
This is not how you do this.
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
As it turns out, the story does technically have a second question connected to voting. It’s in an imbedded image, in small print and the text of the story, which most readers, well, read, makes no specific mention of it.
This is not how you do this.
This is not how you do this.
Sting, Big Freedia and Shaggy walk into a bar
September 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sting, Big Freedia and Shaggy walk into a bar
Listen I love that anything goes in New Orleans but this bama needs to be put in some kind of black site
August 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Listen I love that anything goes in New Orleans but this bama needs to be put in some kind of black site
What the fuck is this
August 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck is this
Packed crowd at Howlin Wolf for @betoorourke.bsky.social tonight
August 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Packed crowd at Howlin Wolf for @betoorourke.bsky.social tonight
You know you’re deep into fascism when they’re selling this cursed bullshit in August
August 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You know you’re deep into fascism when they’re selling this cursed bullshit in August
I guess the uber ad deal went limp
August 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I guess the uber ad deal went limp
This is in my moms living room
August 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is in my moms living room
Susan Hutson’s campaign is going great
July 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Susan Hutson’s campaign is going great
This is at least the second year in a row they’ve said this, right?
July 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is at least the second year in a row they’ve said this, right?
Ima bout get saucer eyed so … but I love how Redneck Riviera Chic On Eleven has always been just that dude at a rave
June 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ima bout get saucer eyed so … but I love how Redneck Riviera Chic On Eleven has always been just that dude at a rave
lol Mayor Cantrell can’t be bothered but Mitch can WTF
June 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
lol Mayor Cantrell can’t be bothered but Mitch can WTF