Cthulhulemon
banner
dbun.bsky.social
Cthulhulemon
@dbun.bsky.social
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.

www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That’s the plan! He’s said almost exactly this is the business plan!
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Electrified long-haul is going to rock the industry to its core. That’s roughly the energy consumption of two small-to-mid-size passenger vehicles. Absurd efficiency compared to basically anything other than rail.
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
I mean this is straight up white supremacy:
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
(Daft Punk noises)
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
YouTube Wrapped

You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)

We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
These are screenshots from an actual DHS press release that just went out offering "self-deportation" as a "gift" to "illegal aliens" this holiday season.

This administration is truly repugnant.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Here's Kari Lake, the head of Trump's global media operations, disseminating straight-up Kremlin disinformation designed to smear a US military hero and former head of the Arizona GOP.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
If a Psych prof assigns students an essay response paper with explicit guidelines and then flunks a student for turning in a paper that ignores those guidelines but instead makes vague gestures to "the Bible" then THAT IS NOT A VIOLATION OF THE STUDENT'S RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Then how does he explain the large measles outbreak in my province, Alberta? We're not overrun by "illegal aliens." We do, however, have a MAGA-worshipping cohort that are staunch anti-vaxxers.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
This is how administration acts whenever faculty tries to enforce standards. It's why most people have just given up and just hand out A's.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Suddenly occurring to folks it’s conceivable Trump won’t be president forever and anti-corruption laws might ever again be enforced….
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:

-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor

Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Texas Young Republicans are calling upon TX lawmakers to pass a law allowing Governor Abbott to put blue TX cities into receivership. They say the State Leadership Initiative (SLI)—co-founded by Nate Fischer of New Founding — suggested the idea. New Founding partner Nathan Halberstadt loves it. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Don't know whether this is new or has been up for awhile. Either way, when the White House creates a hit list of journalists it doesn't like, the free press is in danger. www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
Media Offenders
Explore the Media Bias Tracker that fact checks and holds Fake News accountable. False claims debunked, Hall of Shame for serial offenders, Leaderboard of networks ranked by Repeated Lies. Stay inform...
www.whitehouse.gov
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
The MAHA pitch was supposed to be that Americans don’t really need insurance, vaccines, or other “establishment” medical care — they just need better nutrition and less exposure to environmental toxins.
And yet: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
F.D.A. Withdraws Rule to Require Testing Cosmetics Made With Talc for Asbestos
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“The real person behind the character of Solomon Ray is Christopher “Topher” Townsend, a conservative hip-hop artist involved with Veterans for Trump, who performed at a rally that coincided with the January 6 storming of the Capitol in 2021.”
The Current No. 1 Christian Artist Has No Soul - Christianity Today
AI-generated musician Solomon Ray has stirred a debate among listeners, drawing pushback from popular human singer Forrest Frank.
www.christianitytoday.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Reposted by Cthulhulemon
The Trump administration effectively says that no one should ever work with Americans during wartime; that our promises mean nothing, our word is dust, and we will throw our allies under the bus the moment we want.

In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM