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All sorts of SRE things. Breaker of all things. Source of the #botrosd hashtag. Professional finder of problems.
Author of High Performance MySQL 4th edition
Author of High Performance MySQL 4th edition
Anytime you feel the job is too big or “I am not sure I can do this” remember….
We made a 4chan dude secretary of defense
We made a 4chan dude secretary of defense
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Anytime you feel the job is too big or “I am not sure I can do this” remember….
We made a 4chan dude secretary of defense
We made a 4chan dude secretary of defense
What do you MEAN Mr. Robot premiered a whole decade ago???? 👵🏼
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What do you MEAN Mr. Robot premiered a whole decade ago???? 👵🏼
Man. Last week was so much fun reading a cool nerdy book.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Man. Last week was so much fun reading a cool nerdy book.
I hate how accurate this is
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I hate how accurate this is
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To give Kyle some credit, he's been writing (and speaking) brilliantly and beautifully for years on a variety of topics
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
To give Kyle some credit, he's been writing (and speaking) brilliantly and beautifully for years on a variety of topics
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
I mean either they really are that stupid or they think we are.
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I mean either they really are that stupid or they think we are.
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Bitch please a lot of Americans barely even remember Jan 6th
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bitch please a lot of Americans barely even remember Jan 6th
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
Chicago has been fighting ICE everyday in their streets meanwhile their senator sold their healthcare for some thanksgiving flights.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Chicago has been fighting ICE everyday in their streets meanwhile their senator sold their healthcare for some thanksgiving flights.
Remember how all the republicans who voted for the ACA got primaried and voted out?
Yes I want my blue tea party. Fuck those imbeciles
Yes I want my blue tea party. Fuck those imbeciles
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Remember how all the republicans who voted for the ACA got primaried and voted out?
Yes I want my blue tea party. Fuck those imbeciles
Yes I want my blue tea party. Fuck those imbeciles
Democrats continue to be the stupidest to ever do politics
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Democrats continue to be the stupidest to ever do politics
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not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
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Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
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From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago
aphyr.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I appreciate the attached video cus no way would I have believed this was an actual direct quote otherwise
Ziwe: “Marry, f, kill: communism, socialism, capitalism”
Eric Adams: “I would marry capitalism. Israel.”
Eric Adams: “I would marry capitalism. Israel.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I appreciate the attached video cus no way would I have believed this was an actual direct quote otherwise
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Currently available in early release for O’Reilly subscribers: www.oreilly.com/library/view... and it’ll be properly published and widely available from February
Designing Data-Intensive Applications, 2nd Edition
Data is at the center of many challenges in system design today. Difficult issues such as scalability, consistency, reliability, efficiency, and maintainability need to be resolved.... - Selection fro...
www.oreilly.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Currently available in early release for O’Reilly subscribers: www.oreilly.com/library/view... and it’ll be properly published and widely available from February
Burned through half the second edition of Designing Data Intensive Applications in one day
It is that good.
It is that good.
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Burned through half the second edition of Designing Data Intensive Applications in one day
It is that good.
It is that good.
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Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
No one is talking about how Tuesday was a good election night DESPITE the capital C Democratic Party. Far as I’m concerned they own none of that good night (least of all the new NY mayor) and I still wanna see Schumer and Jeffries thrown out as leaders.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
No one is talking about how Tuesday was a good election night DESPITE the capital C Democratic Party. Far as I’m concerned they own none of that good night (least of all the new NY mayor) and I still wanna see Schumer and Jeffries thrown out as leaders.
Opening up the early release of Designing Data Intensive Applications on this PTO as one does.
@martin.kleppmann.com this way more than just “a second edition update” and I’m here for it 🤓
@martin.kleppmann.com this way more than just “a second edition update” and I’m here for it 🤓
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Opening up the early release of Designing Data Intensive Applications on this PTO as one does.
@martin.kleppmann.com this way more than just “a second edition update” and I’m here for it 🤓
@martin.kleppmann.com this way more than just “a second edition update” and I’m here for it 🤓
Why yes I DO exist to ruin the workplace.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why yes I DO exist to ruin the workplace.