Doctor Lexus
@dblexus.bsky.social
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up.
#Leguminati
#Leguminati
Or the BBC could tell Trump to go fuck himself and interview Epstein survivors
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Or the BBC could tell Trump to go fuck himself and interview Epstein survivors
It’s going to a fucking disaster
And it’s going to be glorious
And it’s going to be glorious
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It’s going to a fucking disaster
And it’s going to be glorious
And it’s going to be glorious
You can rely on the emerald money
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You can rely on the emerald money
Now I have an idea for a band - The Fab Pistols
Although I’m sure it’s been done
Although I’m sure it’s been done
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Now I have an idea for a band - The Fab Pistols
Although I’m sure it’s been done
Although I’m sure it’s been done
I said that at the time, that should’ve been the end..
Howard Dean did a weird yell at a rally and his campaign was all over, yet the orange freak gets to keep going.
Howard Dean did a weird yell at a rally and his campaign was all over, yet the orange freak gets to keep going.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I said that at the time, that should’ve been the end..
Howard Dean did a weird yell at a rally and his campaign was all over, yet the orange freak gets to keep going.
Howard Dean did a weird yell at a rally and his campaign was all over, yet the orange freak gets to keep going.
Didn’t know about these overpasses until on the road to Banff a few years back
The effort was definitely put in with the size and amount of them
The effort was definitely put in with the size and amount of them
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Didn’t know about these overpasses until on the road to Banff a few years back
The effort was definitely put in with the size and amount of them
The effort was definitely put in with the size and amount of them
Nothing keeps the rubes happier
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Nothing keeps the rubes happier
I keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge just in case
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge just in case
The sliding door that birthed a Slipknot cover band shtick
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The sliding door that birthed a Slipknot cover band shtick
Local council is where we find our cookers running things
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Local council is where we find our cookers running things
I’m like “hell yeah, that stuff is delicious”
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m like “hell yeah, that stuff is delicious”
“I will collaborate” seems like a winner
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“I will collaborate” seems like a winner
Watching on from Australia and seeing the weird campaign against him, even from establishment Democrats, also hoping he smashes this out of the park
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Watching on from Australia and seeing the weird campaign against him, even from establishment Democrats, also hoping he smashes this out of the park
I live on the opposite side of the planet to you and I despair every day. Can’t fathom how horrid it must be living in it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I live on the opposite side of the planet to you and I despair every day. Can’t fathom how horrid it must be living in it.
My theory is that he has tried neuralink and that’s what broke his brain
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My theory is that he has tried neuralink and that’s what broke his brain
