Doctor Lexus
dblexus.bsky.social
Doctor Lexus
@dblexus.bsky.social
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up.

#Leguminati
Or the BBC could tell Trump to go fuck himself and interview Epstein survivors
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s going to a fucking disaster

And it’s going to be glorious
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You can rely on the emerald money
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Now I have an idea for a band - The Fab Pistols

Although I’m sure it’s been done
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I said that at the time, that should’ve been the end..

Howard Dean did a weird yell at a rally and his campaign was all over, yet the orange freak gets to keep going.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Didn’t know about these overpasses until on the road to Banff a few years back

The effort was definitely put in with the size and amount of them
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nothing keeps the rubes happier
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge just in case
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The sliding door that birthed a Slipknot cover band shtick
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Local council is where we find our cookers running things
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m like “hell yeah, that stuff is delicious”
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“I will collaborate” seems like a winner
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Watching on from Australia and seeing the weird campaign against him, even from establishment Democrats, also hoping he smashes this out of the park
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I live on the opposite side of the planet to you and I despair every day. Can’t fathom how horrid it must be living in it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My theory is that he has tried neuralink and that’s what broke his brain
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM