daylon phillips ;(
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new thresh metal band: Wheat
February 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
new thresh metal band: Wheat
this guy has ideas
good news everyone I decided to give up
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
this guy has ideas
is this thing on
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
is this thing on
Mork from Ork committed tax fraud on my W2
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Mork from Ork committed tax fraud on my W2
I was part of the 27 club (smoked a lot of Marlboro 27s when I was 17 because I was lame)
February 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I was part of the 27 club (smoked a lot of Marlboro 27s when I was 17 because I was lame)
you've *drill noises* your last *tim allen noise*
February 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
you've *drill noises* your last *tim allen noise*
you know what is not very bazinga? fascism
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
you know what is not very bazinga? fascism
I'm a grandfather now an have accumulated much phlegm since finding out
I FINALLY have shrimp fry!! I’m a grandmother now and WILL be gaining a weird sense of self importance that you none shrimp grandmothers will NEVER understand 😤 #blessedup #shrimp #neocardina
February 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I'm a grandfather now an have accumulated much phlegm since finding out
good news everyone I decided to give up
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 AM
good news everyone I decided to give up
I've had profound thoughts you couldn't even conceive of. for example: immaculate inception
November 19, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I've had profound thoughts you couldn't even conceive of. for example: immaculate inception
yeah I might be kind of stupid but I'll never be dumb enough to be a libertarian
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
yeah I might be kind of stupid but I'll never be dumb enough to be a libertarian
"god I wish I had a better grip" I say as the other shoe drops
November 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
"god I wish I had a better grip" I say as the other shoe drops
(in the wild west) you have an itchy trigger finger? you know that's a sign of bone cancer
November 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
(in the wild west) you have an itchy trigger finger? you know that's a sign of bone cancer
when I learned that aunts can carry ten times their weight I started saying less stuff at Thanksgiving
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
when I learned that aunts can carry ten times their weight I started saying less stuff at Thanksgiving
my stomach keeps making noises like my dog when he's nervous so probably nothing wrong there
November 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
my stomach keeps making noises like my dog when he's nervous so probably nothing wrong there
hey everyone at least there's always tomorrow (but then you have to keep doing that every day until you die)
November 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
hey everyone at least there's always tomorrow (but then you have to keep doing that every day until you die)