Dawgbelly
@dawgbelly.bsky.social
Whimsical and Thought Provoking. (Mrs Rout wrote that in my Standard 1 report, I think it still holds true)
He’s basically living the life we all deserve… the lucky bastard.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
He’s basically living the life we all deserve… the lucky bastard.
I’m not sayin my place is hard to find but there’s a delivery guy forlornly wandering these hills with my lamb curry… he’s called me 3 times…
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m not sayin my place is hard to find but there’s a delivery guy forlornly wandering these hills with my lamb curry… he’s called me 3 times…
Weve bought a little as thr say bolthole back in Wgtn so ill be moving back in January. Part of town ive never even visited, Crofton Downs. Looks like lots of nice doggy walks.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Weve bought a little as thr say bolthole back in Wgtn so ill be moving back in January. Part of town ive never even visited, Crofton Downs. Looks like lots of nice doggy walks.
I hate hating something irrationally without even seeing the thing I’m hating, but I hate Emerald Fennels Wuthering Heights with the heat of a thousand vengeful Heathcliffs.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate hating something irrationally without even seeing the thing I’m hating, but I hate Emerald Fennels Wuthering Heights with the heat of a thousand vengeful Heathcliffs.
Look at these fellas meeting up for a morning cuppa!
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Look at these fellas meeting up for a morning cuppa!
I thought there’d be lots of fireworks in the bay last night but there was only one solitary small box let off on the end of the jetty for us all to enjoy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I thought there’d be lots of fireworks in the bay last night but there was only one solitary small box let off on the end of the jetty for us all to enjoy.
It’s supposed to be a scorcher in Ōtautahi today, but it’s a lovely morning here in the bay with a misty cloud sitting on it…
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s supposed to be a scorcher in Ōtautahi today, but it’s a lovely morning here in the bay with a misty cloud sitting on it…
Great now I’ve gone from hoping Mandami wins to worrying abt his safety…
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Great now I’ve gone from hoping Mandami wins to worrying abt his safety…
This reply from an agent after we asked if a 2 story house had only one door…
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This reply from an agent after we asked if a 2 story house had only one door…
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At the end of today’s work I said to the builder, what was special abt today? And he said I dunno, and I said you listened to my women singers only playlist, I’m fixing you incrementally. He laughed but I really am.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
At the end of today’s work I said to the builder, what was special abt today? And he said I dunno, and I said you listened to my women singers only playlist, I’m fixing you incrementally. He laughed but I really am.
The Doogie Howser thing happened to me again, where I say to a younger person that i feel like I’m being Doogie Howsered by them and they say what’s a Doggie Howser?
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Doogie Howser thing happened to me again, where I say to a younger person that i feel like I’m being Doogie Howsered by them and they say what’s a Doggie Howser?
Can someone explain this to me?
My wife once learned she was the secret love child of Ina Garten and Danny DeVito and she felt really insecure about it, so I assured her, “Ina Garten/Devito Baby, don’t you know that I love you?”
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Can someone explain this to me?
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Nirvana on Rubber Chickens
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October 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Textbook definition of jaunty…
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Textbook definition of jaunty…
You remember the last series of Taskmaster when Matthew Bayton crawled across the lawn in his underwear and licked yoghurt off Alex’s shoes, well that’s kind of what I was expecting when these two met, so this is actually a lot more dignified than I thought…
October 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You remember the last series of Taskmaster when Matthew Bayton crawled across the lawn in his underwear and licked yoghurt off Alex’s shoes, well that’s kind of what I was expecting when these two met, so this is actually a lot more dignified than I thought…
We have a neighbour selling a house within the brightline period so she told us she wants to sell it for what she paid for it so she doesn’t pay any tax. She’d rather not make a profit than have to pay a tax on that profit. It makes no sense to me. But that’s humans for you.
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We have a neighbour selling a house within the brightline period so she told us she wants to sell it for what she paid for it so she doesn’t pay any tax. She’d rather not make a profit than have to pay a tax on that profit. It makes no sense to me. But that’s humans for you.
The man in the hills been snowed on…
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The man in the hills been snowed on…
A pint of Guinness and a bag of cheese and onion…
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A pint of Guinness and a bag of cheese and onion…
I’m playing dog dressups, hbu?
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m playing dog dressups, hbu?