David Seaver
@davidseaver.bsky.social
Not a product made of mechanically recovered and processed meat.
He/Him.
Master & Commander of the Obvious.
He/Him.
Master & Commander of the Obvious.
I could have done without the surgeon showing me a 1cm piece of my vas deferens with the comment that it was larger diameter than usual. Like, yeah, can we get this all buttoned up before the local wears off?
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I could have done without the surgeon showing me a 1cm piece of my vas deferens with the comment that it was larger diameter than usual. Like, yeah, can we get this all buttoned up before the local wears off?
There's a probable paraphrase in Pratchett's "Feet of Clay," too.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There's a probable paraphrase in Pratchett's "Feet of Clay," too.
I remember when that happened because I was working out at a Gold's Gym that got very, very gay later in the evening, and there was a stretch when overheard locker-room convos were all about who was having The Most Fabulous party at which to watch the "Ellen" episode.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I remember when that happened because I was working out at a Gold's Gym that got very, very gay later in the evening, and there was a stretch when overheard locker-room convos were all about who was having The Most Fabulous party at which to watch the "Ellen" episode.
Best wishes for Bear
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Best wishes for Bear
I only knew it was coming because several furry artists were pretty much doing a countdown on the timeline for weeks.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I only knew it was coming because several furry artists were pretty much doing a countdown on the timeline for weeks.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Red-tailed hawk
Black Bear
Elk
Mule Deer
Rattlesnake
Red-tailed hawk
Black Bear
Elk
Mule Deer
Rattlesnake
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Red-tailed hawk
Black Bear
Elk
Mule Deer
Rattlesnake
Red-tailed hawk
Black Bear
Elk
Mule Deer
Rattlesnake
Screenwriters often demonstrate complete incomprehension about how professions other than their own operate, to go with their incomprehension around medicine, the sciences, engineering, and so forth.
As a designer, I get the role of sassy gay friend of the female lead.
As a designer, I get the role of sassy gay friend of the female lead.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Screenwriters often demonstrate complete incomprehension about how professions other than their own operate, to go with their incomprehension around medicine, the sciences, engineering, and so forth.
As a designer, I get the role of sassy gay friend of the female lead.
As a designer, I get the role of sassy gay friend of the female lead.
I don't know if this has been used on an album cover, but if it has, I would guess it's for a band that listens to a lot of Laibach.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't know if this has been used on an album cover, but if it has, I would guess it's for a band that listens to a lot of Laibach.
Nice of him to make it easy to guess where the fractures are likely to occur, but I have to wonder if he's considered how these work in three dimensions. Or does he plan to make *really* tall bricks for uniform-height walls of one row?
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Nice of him to make it easy to guess where the fractures are likely to occur, but I have to wonder if he's considered how these work in three dimensions. Or does he plan to make *really* tall bricks for uniform-height walls of one row?
Only in the sense that there were probably some execudouches in the background going "Why isn't she, y'know, blond, with big tits?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Only in the sense that there were probably some execudouches in the background going "Why isn't she, y'know, blond, with big tits?"
I am an American. I have encountered salad cream. I cannot explain it in any way. In this sense, it may be as close to the concept of Cosmic Horror as any commercial food product.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am an American. I have encountered salad cream. I cannot explain it in any way. In this sense, it may be as close to the concept of Cosmic Horror as any commercial food product.
This sums up the problem nicely:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTyE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTyE...
Toy Dolls - Fiery Jack
YouTube video by VHS Music Rarities
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This sums up the problem nicely:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTyE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTyE...
Better than Bilk Duds. Those are just a ripoff.
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Better than Bilk Duds. Those are just a ripoff.
Watch out for that tree!
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Watch out for that tree!
Unless I have my timelines scrambled, Dracula reaches London a bit less than a century before the Blitz club opens, so I have to question this look.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Unless I have my timelines scrambled, Dracula reaches London a bit less than a century before the Blitz club opens, so I have to question this look.
I can never guess from the pics if his eyes are small, or if it's just an illusion caused by the ears and snoot being so long. Like the cockpit windows of an SST.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I can never guess from the pics if his eyes are small, or if it's just an illusion caused by the ears and snoot being so long. Like the cockpit windows of an SST.
I've had that happen as well, and I'm starting to wonder if it's always one "reply" that isn't there. If it is, then it sounds like the classic off-by-one bug can turn up when the system counts replies, and it's intermittent, which is going to be fun for someone to track down and fix.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I've had that happen as well, and I'm starting to wonder if it's always one "reply" that isn't there. If it is, then it sounds like the classic off-by-one bug can turn up when the system counts replies, and it's intermittent, which is going to be fun for someone to track down and fix.
Someone should tell him about Wheeler's one-electron universe model, and see if he goes fetal.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Someone should tell him about Wheeler's one-electron universe model, and see if he goes fetal.
I'm guessing that a lot of these right-wing types are getting food that's been spat on and maybe dropped on the floor a few times, once the staff figures out who it's for.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm guessing that a lot of these right-wing types are getting food that's been spat on and maybe dropped on the floor a few times, once the staff figures out who it's for.
Maybe this guy was too successful?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley...
Stanley Green - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Maybe this guy was too successful?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley...
Did they escalate to "throwing crockery" yet?
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Did they escalate to "throwing crockery" yet?
One of the first SubGenius manifestos included the slogan "You'll pay to know what you really think!"
This pattern has turned up way more often in the real world in the past couple of decades than I expect any of us could have anticipated.
This pattern has turned up way more often in the real world in the past couple of decades than I expect any of us could have anticipated.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
One of the first SubGenius manifestos included the slogan "You'll pay to know what you really think!"
This pattern has turned up way more often in the real world in the past couple of decades than I expect any of us could have anticipated.
This pattern has turned up way more often in the real world in the past couple of decades than I expect any of us could have anticipated.
Did they mean fix like a mechanic fixed my car, or fixed as in the vet fixed my cat?
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Did they mean fix like a mechanic fixed my car, or fixed as in the vet fixed my cat?