David Petroff
@davidpetroff.bsky.social
Husband, dad, Sports Customer Onboarding Specialist for Genius Sports, former Edgewood College sports guy. Keeper of tons of useless knowledge. Good at travel and trivia. Bad at golf.
I think he cleaned this list up for the masses. No way a Chicago guy of his age doesn't include The Untouchables.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I think he cleaned this list up for the masses. No way a Chicago guy of his age doesn't include The Untouchables.
I’ve never heard a more cowardly statement from a politician and that’s a big claim.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’ve never heard a more cowardly statement from a politician and that’s a big claim.
Just round it up/down to the nearest nickel. It will even out over the long run.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just round it up/down to the nearest nickel. It will even out over the long run.
I saw a Big Ten team win with 48 yards passing and half of it came from the punter so you can’t surprise me anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I saw a Big Ten team win with 48 yards passing and half of it came from the punter so you can’t surprise me anymore.
This guy walked right out of Hannah-Barbara’s Laff-a-Lympics
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This guy walked right out of Hannah-Barbara’s Laff-a-Lympics
A minute ago everyone was standing here saying nice things about me and now no one is even paying attention to me. Wah!
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A minute ago everyone was standing here saying nice things about me and now no one is even paying attention to me. Wah!
They are taking attention away from the Special Little Boy!
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They are taking attention away from the Special Little Boy!
When someone tells you something is "irrefutable" they really mean "please don't attempt to refute this because it is entirely refutable"
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When someone tells you something is "irrefutable" they really mean "please don't attempt to refute this because it is entirely refutable"
In NCAA basketball the men's and women's three-point lines are exactly the same.
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In NCAA basketball the men's and women's three-point lines are exactly the same.
Even the IOC is like, "Jeez you guys, have some self-respect"
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Even the IOC is like, "Jeez you guys, have some self-respect"
And you’re good at it!
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
And you’re good at it!
I’m going to go for a hike and not watch anything. It’s my favorite plan actually.
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m going to go for a hike and not watch anything. It’s my favorite plan actually.
@rodger.bsky.social The Wayback Machine has lots of Uni-Watch pages saved since 2011.
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@rodger.bsky.social The Wayback Machine has lots of Uni-Watch pages saved since 2011.