David Parke
@davidparke.bsky.social
I think getting an extra pair of pants when you buy a suit is a valid strategy, especially if they’re on sale!
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think getting an extra pair of pants when you buy a suit is a valid strategy, especially if they’re on sale!
If you don’t something nice to say, pull up a Shure SM7B
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you don’t something nice to say, pull up a Shure SM7B
Yes. I have a bunch of flights coming up.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yes. I have a bunch of flights coming up.
Recommendations..?
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Recommendations..?
Come on man, it’s his translation of Jonah (with colocynth added back in)
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Come on man, it’s his translation of Jonah (with colocynth added back in)
I’m a member of the Church of The Fashionably Late Saints.
October 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m a member of the Church of The Fashionably Late Saints.
I was once at a comic book store and the topic of the day was whether Superman could lift Thor’s hammer
September 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I was once at a comic book store and the topic of the day was whether Superman could lift Thor’s hammer
Hard to imagine RFK Jr being furious since he always has the crazy mad face
August 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hard to imagine RFK Jr being furious since he always has the crazy mad face
Exit through the gift shop
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Exit through the gift shop
The one with Mike Myers
August 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The one with Mike Myers
I wish this could be album titles as well.
“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
August 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I wish this could be album titles as well.
“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
I can’t wait to her track 5, “Ethel Kennedy”
August 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I can’t wait to her track 5, “Ethel Kennedy”
The B-47s
Princeling and the Mild Protest
Dowager Queen
The Campus Police
Dépêche démodée
Princeling and the Mild Protest
Dowager Queen
The Campus Police
Dépêche démodée
August 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The B-47s
Princeling and the Mild Protest
Dowager Queen
The Campus Police
Dépêche démodée
Princeling and the Mild Protest
Dowager Queen
The Campus Police
Dépêche démodée
I thought Peter was the Rock
August 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I thought Peter was the Rock
I once installed a new fill valve on a toilet … when do I start
August 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I once installed a new fill valve on a toilet … when do I start
Well you could argue that Joe Biden stole the 2024 election
August 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Well you could argue that Joe Biden stole the 2024 election
Seeing the game on Tuesday. Hoping for a close game so I can see Duran!
August 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Seeing the game on Tuesday. Hoping for a close game so I can see Duran!