McDonald's UK to bring in sexual harrasment training for managers after a BBC undercover report two years ago. If you need training to tell you not to sexually harrass younger members of staff then you probably shouldn't be a manager.

They had better watch out that they don't get proscribed as a terrorist organisation.

"I didn't want to play with them anyway,I can find my own friends, I hope they are happy together". Why does he always sound like a petulant five year old?

His only medical qualification is that he seems to be suffering from every condition known to man all at the same time.

A rose in my garden yesterday.

Shitting himself is what does best to be fair.

My dog Sam and my cat Milo.

"Have you ever been in a Turkish jail?"