David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjayindie.bsky.social
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
My non-shitposty business account: @davidjalbertgames.ca
Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
My non-shitposty business account: @davidjalbertgames.ca
Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
Totally the type who would go to Paris and get mad that people don't speak English fluently or accept their US dollars.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Totally the type who would go to Paris and get mad that people don't speak English fluently or accept their US dollars.
He just keeps going with this, year after year, doesn't he?
Ain't no way it's not a humiliation fetish.
Ain't no way it's not a humiliation fetish.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He just keeps going with this, year after year, doesn't he?
Ain't no way it's not a humiliation fetish.
Ain't no way it's not a humiliation fetish.
I mean, my point was that it's the kind of weird things that those bigots would have. I only have one bathroom in my apartment and everyone's welcome to use it.
Just flush and wash your hands.
Just flush and wash your hands.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I mean, my point was that it's the kind of weird things that those bigots would have. I only have one bathroom in my apartment and everyone's welcome to use it.
Just flush and wash your hands.
Just flush and wash your hands.
That's fine, they'll only go to Virtual Hell, which means they get to play Doom for all eternity.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That's fine, they'll only go to Virtual Hell, which means they get to play Doom for all eternity.
Especially phone games.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Especially phone games.
Imagine going to someone's house and they have two bathrooms, one for men, and one for women. 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Imagine going to someone's house and they have two bathrooms, one for men, and one for women. 🙃
The bar is pretty low but she couldn't even pass it ;)
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The bar is pretty low but she couldn't even pass it ;)
Definitely a JoJo character :P
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Definitely a JoJo character :P
They could just do it like in Zelda and say "oh that's a different James Bond from a different universe". Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They could just do it like in Zelda and say "oh that's a different James Bond from a different universe". Problem solved.
I'll laugh at techbros all I want, you can't stop me! :U
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'll laugh at techbros all I want, you can't stop me! :U
I need to make a note to have the "Wokeness" toggle in my game's options, and when it's turned off and you start the game, it's an empty room with a single sign that reads "Look at all this non-woke content!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I need to make a note to have the "Wokeness" toggle in my game's options, and when it's turned off and you start the game, it's an empty room with a single sign that reads "Look at all this non-woke content!"
1.25x speed so his torture ends sooner.
Real talk; I could never get into audiobooks. I have adhd so I need to read the same paragraph 2-3 times to retain it, but at least with writing, I can take the time to focus on the words. In audio form, it just gets in one ear and comes out the other.
Real talk; I could never get into audiobooks. I have adhd so I need to read the same paragraph 2-3 times to retain it, but at least with writing, I can take the time to focus on the words. In audio form, it just gets in one ear and comes out the other.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
1.25x speed so his torture ends sooner.
Real talk; I could never get into audiobooks. I have adhd so I need to read the same paragraph 2-3 times to retain it, but at least with writing, I can take the time to focus on the words. In audio form, it just gets in one ear and comes out the other.
Real talk; I could never get into audiobooks. I have adhd so I need to read the same paragraph 2-3 times to retain it, but at least with writing, I can take the time to focus on the words. In audio form, it just gets in one ear and comes out the other.
It's really sad; he could use this as a wake-up call, and realize that yes, he's a philistine and he can still salvage it by putting in the efforts to actually read, watch, and experience those things, but instead... he chose to throw a tantrum online, like the 12 years old kid he is.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's really sad; he could use this as a wake-up call, and realize that yes, he's a philistine and he can still salvage it by putting in the efforts to actually read, watch, and experience those things, but instead... he chose to throw a tantrum online, like the 12 years old kid he is.
Every time I see one I want to answer "yeah actually you're too old now, the only activities you're allowed to do is crossword puzzles and yelling at clouds."
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Every time I see one I want to answer "yeah actually you're too old now, the only activities you're allowed to do is crossword puzzles and yelling at clouds."
(take that as a compliment Hibby, I think Peeb looks good)
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(take that as a compliment Hibby, I think Peeb looks good)
I was just about to say that hahaha!
a man wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is dancing
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is dancing
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was just about to say that hahaha!
That was good timing but Alok Kanojia posted today a video about this topic actually xD
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That was good timing but Alok Kanojia posted today a video about this topic actually xD
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
If a game makes you feel stupid within a fifth of an hour, I got some unfortunate news for you lol
I really gotta play your game, I've been sitting on it for too long :C
I really gotta play your game, I've been sitting on it for too long :C
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If a game makes you feel stupid within a fifth of an hour, I got some unfortunate news for you lol
I really gotta play your game, I've been sitting on it for too long :C
I really gotta play your game, I've been sitting on it for too long :C
"Grok, make me a list of smart books. Also write an article about how I definitely read those."
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Grok, make me a list of smart books. Also write an article about how I definitely read those."
I personally love it when they double it and add "fucking" in the middle. It really conveys the level of frustration;
"God damn it, God fucking damn it!!"
"God damn it, God fucking damn it!!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I personally love it when they double it and add "fucking" in the middle. It really conveys the level of frustration;
"God damn it, God fucking damn it!!"
"God damn it, God fucking damn it!!"