David Hughes
@davidhughes1.bsky.social
Writer, The Daily Mash. Editor, NewsBiscuit.
Something I did:
Woman loves animals in all their cartoon forms buff.ly/S3sZo5F
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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One of mine:
A white home counties roadman’s crew camps out in a deadman graveyard wiv a bag of special brownies buff.ly/qb6FPuk
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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One from me:
Six solo careers that didn’t go nearly as well as the artist hoped buff.ly/g3VF5Yo
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Men on lads' weekend making pathetic excuses to call the women they love buff.ly/zAZipUl
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Men on lads' weekend making pathetic excuses to call the women they love buff.ly/zAZipUl
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Which TV show are you watching just to keep your partner happy? buff.ly/rkcylFO
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Which TV show are you watching just to keep your partner happy? buff.ly/rkcylFO
One o’ mine
Bands with ‘Boys’ in their name, ranked from rock hard to soft as shite buff.ly/YOxOMHa
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One o’ mine
Reposted by David Hughes
Are you the wanker in your office? Take our quiz buff.ly/fxQdOhL
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Are you the wanker in your office? Take our quiz buff.ly/fxQdOhL
Halloween, innit.
A white home counties roadman an’ him’s crew get bare nuttin’ trick or treatin’ n ting buff.ly/r4itJ7p
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Halloween, innit.
One of mine:
A white home counties roadman gets dissed by a wasteman supply teacher buff.ly/kOQUN12
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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How he’ll love me more when I’ve driven his car. By a girlfriend buff.ly/75sPQOF
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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I’ll watch anything, says girlfriend who won’t buff.ly/mKRdCjq
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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One I wrote:
Man maintains eye contact throughout sex buff.ly/8ccRiPY
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Bloody mine:
Six sophisticated meals it’s difficult but not impossible to eat on white bread, by a Northerner buff.ly/0tLiQAI
September 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Blue exhaust fumes and five other deadly hazards 70s kids lived with buff.ly/zWd4Lys
September 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Blue exhaust fumes and five other deadly hazards 70s kids lived with buff.ly/zWd4Lys
One from man:
A white home counties roadman gets a ripped gym bod for da new term buff.ly/WWV1f8x
September 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Six plausible fictitious conquests for your sexual history buff.ly/rwpTNMo
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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One o’ mine:
Working-class woman longs to be taken awkwardly by man with smooth middle-management hands buff.ly/5XrvjX3
August 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Man did:
A white home counties roadman goes to a Hoasis concert wiv him’s wasteman dad buff.ly/sPP1VX3
August 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Man did:
One of mine:
Annoying friend saying the right thing again buff.ly/nE4VsuG
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Yorkshireman fined for cutting sandwich diagonally buff.ly/M3cSlvp
August 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Yorkshireman fined for cutting sandwich diagonally buff.ly/M3cSlvp
Something from me:
Six songs with ‘sexy’ in that are inappropriate for lovemaking buff.ly/p0RpQw1
July 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Man did:
A white home counties roadman ‘as been chosen to be a bossman ball boy at da Wimbledon tennis ting buff.ly/wDzeUYx
July 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Man did:
One from me:
She’s a waterfall, and other metaphors for women employed by singers trying to get laid buff.ly/OdtZD84
July 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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One I prescribed:
Dr Dre, and six other musical doctors who in a medical emergency should sit the f**k down buff.ly/RrRU7D5
June 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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