David Gross
@davidgrosstv.bsky.social
Former stand-up comedian. Current sit-down screenwriter. Writes with @gennefer.bsky.social but I wrote this by myselv.
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It’s 2X Votes today in America’s Favorite Couple Contest! Help a coupla lovebirds who can’t keep their hands off each other make it to the semi-finals! americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
August 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s 2X Votes today in America’s Favorite Couple Contest! Help a coupla lovebirds who can’t keep their hands off each other make it to the semi-finals! americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
I saw two dudes doing some kind of deal under a tree. It looked super shady.
August 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I saw two dudes doing some kind of deal under a tree. It looked super shady.
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2X VOTES TODAY!!!
Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I take our love of margaritas and making movies to the next level. americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I take our love of margaritas and making movies to the next level. americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
Screenwriting soulmates.
Happy hour specialists.
Parents who bone.
…and now…
Finalists in America’s Favorite Couple contest.
Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I make it to #1 by Thursday so we can advance to the quarterfinals!
VOTE HERE: americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
Happy hour specialists.
Parents who bone.
…and now…
Finalists in America’s Favorite Couple contest.
Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I make it to #1 by Thursday so we can advance to the quarterfinals!
VOTE HERE: americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
August 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
2X VOTES TODAY!!!
Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I take our love of margaritas and making movies to the next level. americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I take our love of margaritas and making movies to the next level. americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...
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On this day, I was lucky enough to marry the coolest, hottest, best drinking partner on the planet. Happy Anniversary to the triple sec to my tequila, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social. Cheers to 50 more years of happy hour and hot sex. I love you forever.
May 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
On this day, I was lucky enough to marry the coolest, hottest, best drinking partner on the planet. Happy Anniversary to the triple sec to my tequila, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social. Cheers to 50 more years of happy hour and hot sex. I love you forever.
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May 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Happy hour in full effect with my hot piece of arm candy, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social.
April 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Happy hour in full effect with my hot piece of arm candy, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social.
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My #Severance cocktail menu is 100% complete, just in time for the Season 2 finale. Praise Kier!
March 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My #Severance cocktail menu is 100% complete, just in time for the Season 2 finale. Praise Kier!
For me, writing is a lot like working out because I also did not workout today.
February 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
For me, writing is a lot like working out because I also did not workout today.
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Dealing with the chaos the best way I know how: happy hour and this hunk. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dealing with the chaos the best way I know how: happy hour and this hunk. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
I started brushing my teeth with my opposite hand because I was told it activates different neural pathways in one’s brain. Now, my focus has never been better, but my teeth are a fucking mess.
January 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I started brushing my teeth with my opposite hand because I was told it activates different neural pathways in one’s brain. Now, my focus has never been better, but my teeth are a fucking mess.
As my fellow Angelenos know, it’s impossible to have experienced these last few days in LA and not have it shift your perspective. On the plus side, I no longer think that first screenplay I wrote in college is, in fact, the worst thing ever.
January 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
As my fellow Angelenos know, it’s impossible to have experienced these last few days in LA and not have it shift your perspective. On the plus side, I no longer think that first screenplay I wrote in college is, in fact, the worst thing ever.
I’m a screenwriter, so I’d never tell you I’m lazy… I would, however, show you.
January 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m a screenwriter, so I’d never tell you I’m lazy… I would, however, show you.
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I mixed and muddled and shook and stir (and imbibed and sampled and drank myself silly!) to bring you one of my favorite holiday cocktail menus I’ve ever created, inspired by our annual viewing of The Family Man.
Share your favorites in the comments!
Share your favorites in the comments!
December 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I mixed and muddled and shook and stir (and imbibed and sampled and drank myself silly!) to bring you one of my favorite holiday cocktail menus I’ve ever created, inspired by our annual viewing of The Family Man.
Share your favorites in the comments!
Share your favorites in the comments!
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We pick a new color palette and name for our Christmas tree every year. 2024 is copper & gold. This saucy minx, always styled to the nines, enjoys a clove cigarette with her dirty martini, loves traveling, the theatre, and thinks the height of luxury is high thread count satin sheets. Meet Vivienne.
December 19, 2024 at 1:20 AM
We pick a new color palette and name for our Christmas tree every year. 2024 is copper & gold. This saucy minx, always styled to the nines, enjoys a clove cigarette with her dirty martini, loves traveling, the theatre, and thinks the height of luxury is high thread count satin sheets. Meet Vivienne.
If you don’t like red shirts and khakis, you’re not my Target audience.
November 27, 2024 at 8:16 PM
If you don’t like red shirts and khakis, you’re not my Target audience.
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Life is a dream with this one. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Life is a dream with this one. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social
My son asked to read one of my scripts three weeks ago. Still hasn’t read it. I can’t believe I’m raising a studio executive.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My son asked to read one of my scripts three weeks ago. Still hasn’t read it. I can’t believe I’m raising a studio executive.
SON: Dad, were there any doctor shows like Grey’s Anatomy when you were a kid?
ME: Yeah.
SON: What was it called?
ME: Grey’s Anatomy.
ME: Yeah.
SON: What was it called?
ME: Grey’s Anatomy.
November 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
SON: Dad, were there any doctor shows like Grey’s Anatomy when you were a kid?
ME: Yeah.
SON: What was it called?
ME: Grey’s Anatomy.
ME: Yeah.
SON: What was it called?
ME: Grey’s Anatomy.