David Firn
@davidfirn.bsky.social
Truth Nanny. Clean on Opsec. Have previously genetically engineered stuff and saved whales.
I went to look at his account to check he's real and British Pies for British dogs is about as sane as it gets.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I went to look at his account to check he's real and British Pies for British dogs is about as sane as it gets.
Since at least 1937
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Since at least 1937
I don't think you need feeding to teach a love of sharks - and seeing them au naturel as it were is much more rewarding. The only un-nerving experience I've had turned out to be because we were near a feeding site. Was probably 👇 but you never know.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't think you need feeding to teach a love of sharks - and seeing them au naturel as it were is much more rewarding. The only un-nerving experience I've had turned out to be because we were near a feeding site. Was probably 👇 but you never know.
Guy Fawkes' signature vs Guy Fawkes' signature after finishing the NCTJ shorthand module.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature vs Guy Fawkes' signature after finishing the NCTJ shorthand module.
Think I'll stick with the cash ISA
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November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Think I'll stick with the cash ISA
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The beatings will continue until graduate trainee moral improves.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The beatings will continue until graduate trainee moral improves.
Oh we can be pretty resourceful when we need to be.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh we can be pretty resourceful when we need to be.
The chances of Euston announcing trains in time to screen everyone ... 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The chances of Euston announcing trains in time to screen everyone ... 🤔
When the 'something' is cancer, I'd focus on the 'may happen' bit, and then imagine the conversation with the adult you didn't vaccinate.
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When the 'something' is cancer, I'd focus on the 'may happen' bit, and then imagine the conversation with the adult you didn't vaccinate.
Hard agree. Massive moral hazard in the hardship excuse. If losing your licence means hardship, try not breaking the law. This 👇 is just taking the piss.
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hard agree. Massive moral hazard in the hardship excuse. If losing your licence means hardship, try not breaking the law. This 👇 is just taking the piss.
I'm seeing this as an opportunity. (And wondering how long it is since Boots did cookware).
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm seeing this as an opportunity. (And wondering how long it is since Boots did cookware).
I'm a 👇 man myself.
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm a 👇 man myself.
I knew they were monsters, but still using ready ground pepper in 2025? And what the giddy fuck are they drying their crockery with that 'I went to France and you won't believe what hipster thing I discovered' is a thing you can write in a newspaper like it's wild swimming?
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I knew they were monsters, but still using ready ground pepper in 2025? And what the giddy fuck are they drying their crockery with that 'I went to France and you won't believe what hipster thing I discovered' is a thing you can write in a newspaper like it's wild swimming?
![“The week before last, a young lady had driven her Lexus on top of [the bollard], and it had to be taken off by the garage up the road,”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m23cj4vapabl5i3osvylbl3c/bafkreiha2ke5mlqmhpiig7ozcexo5ofy3w4k4ibg4co7zu5md3hk2gr7da@jpeg)
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
3/4 Frankly these people shouldn't be on the road.
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
3/4 Frankly these people shouldn't be on the road.
2/4 ... much further down .... it isn't actually something you can be fined for - but the tosser who blocked you can be.
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
2/4 ... much further down .... it isn't actually something you can be fined for - but the tosser who blocked you can be.
Gosh this sounds terribly unfair on drivers 1/4 www.thetimes.com/uk/transport... ... except ....
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Gosh this sounds terribly unfair on drivers 1/4 www.thetimes.com/uk/transport... ... except ....
So, on the train up to Liverpool, the chap next to me had the RCP members database open on his laptop and I swear the person opposite him was the spitting image of👇. They got off at different stations, but if two similar cases weren't exchanged I'm a Mexican icepick salesman.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So, on the train up to Liverpool, the chap next to me had the RCP members database open on his laptop and I swear the person opposite him was the spitting image of👇. They got off at different stations, but if two similar cases weren't exchanged I'm a Mexican icepick salesman.
The Nero roastery is just over the railway from us and when the wind is in the right direction
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Nero roastery is just over the railway from us and when the wind is in the right direction
