David ᵂ
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Reads as "Europeans are getting healthcare, multiple weeks paid time off each year, and maternity leave AND paternity leave?! That's not FAAAIIIRR, US workers don't get that, so why should Europeans! Europe should have to treat their workers like we treat ours!!!"
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reads as "Europeans are getting healthcare, multiple weeks paid time off each year, and maternity leave AND paternity leave?! That's not FAAAIIIRR, US workers don't get that, so why should Europeans! Europe should have to treat their workers like we treat ours!!!"
Trump getting his grubby little hands on that gold medal from FIFA is the quickest I've seen him move in a very long time.
Literally putting a medal on himself.
Literally putting a medal on himself.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump getting his grubby little hands on that gold medal from FIFA is the quickest I've seen him move in a very long time.
Literally putting a medal on himself.
Literally putting a medal on himself.
Now I'm wondering how many of those Union Jacks are flying upside down
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Now I'm wondering how many of those Union Jacks are flying upside down
Watched some guys putting up more flags this morning. They've now flagged every pole down the street except the LITERAL FLAG POLES. jfc
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watched some guys putting up more flags this morning. They've now flagged every pole down the street except the LITERAL FLAG POLES. jfc
Megyn Kelly - "barely legal 15 year olds"
That wasn't a goof, that was sincere. Trump and so many others are getting away with shit because American culture genuinely doesn't see a problem with it.
The child beauty pageants also come to mind, and the daddy-daughter abstinence promise ring shit.
That wasn't a goof, that was sincere. Trump and so many others are getting away with shit because American culture genuinely doesn't see a problem with it.
The child beauty pageants also come to mind, and the daddy-daughter abstinence promise ring shit.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Megyn Kelly - "barely legal 15 year olds"
That wasn't a goof, that was sincere. Trump and so many others are getting away with shit because American culture genuinely doesn't see a problem with it.
The child beauty pageants also come to mind, and the daddy-daughter abstinence promise ring shit.
That wasn't a goof, that was sincere. Trump and so many others are getting away with shit because American culture genuinely doesn't see a problem with it.
The child beauty pageants also come to mind, and the daddy-daughter abstinence promise ring shit.
special relationship ended with USA ❌
Now Cananda is our new best america friend 🤝
Now Cananda is our new best america friend 🤝
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
special relationship ended with USA ❌
Now Cananda is our new best america friend 🤝
Now Cananda is our new best america friend 🤝
Remember when Trump joked about having a trip to Fort Knox to check the gold hadn't been stolen by the democrats?
And remember how Trump confuses jokes with projection?
And remember how Trump confuses jokes with projection?
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Remember when Trump joked about having a trip to Fort Knox to check the gold hadn't been stolen by the democrats?
And remember how Trump confuses jokes with projection?
And remember how Trump confuses jokes with projection?
He is quite LITERALLY demolishing the White House
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He is quite LITERALLY demolishing the White House
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Every country gets one voice. And we’re listening.
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Every country gets one voice. And we’re listening.
I'm surprised they didn't used an AI impersonation of Trump to cover up his absence.
All they needed to do was call in to Fox and Friends every other day, let it spout some unfounded gibberish and we'd be none the wiser.
All they needed to do was call in to Fox and Friends every other day, let it spout some unfounded gibberish and we'd be none the wiser.
September 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm surprised they didn't used an AI impersonation of Trump to cover up his absence.
All they needed to do was call in to Fox and Friends every other day, let it spout some unfounded gibberish and we'd be none the wiser.
All they needed to do was call in to Fox and Friends every other day, let it spout some unfounded gibberish and we'd be none the wiser.
“Can I ask why you’re in a bad mood? Was it a bad morning of golf?"
She was taking the piss out of him, right? Like "aww did diddums have a bad morning of golf? You can't act professionally because you're a lil gwumpy?"
She was taking the piss out of him, right? Like "aww did diddums have a bad morning of golf? You can't act professionally because you're a lil gwumpy?"
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Can I ask why you’re in a bad mood? Was it a bad morning of golf?"
She was taking the piss out of him, right? Like "aww did diddums have a bad morning of golf? You can't act professionally because you're a lil gwumpy?"
She was taking the piss out of him, right? Like "aww did diddums have a bad morning of golf? You can't act professionally because you're a lil gwumpy?"
I've seen people saying the video with Netenyahu shaking hands with Trump is AI
I can't see what it is that would make it AI... but also I couldn't tell you that it's NOT AI.
Fuuuck can we go back to around when Pokémon Go launched? That was probably as far as technology needed to get, right?
I can't see what it is that would make it AI... but also I couldn't tell you that it's NOT AI.
Fuuuck can we go back to around when Pokémon Go launched? That was probably as far as technology needed to get, right?
July 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I've seen people saying the video with Netenyahu shaking hands with Trump is AI
I can't see what it is that would make it AI... but also I couldn't tell you that it's NOT AI.
Fuuuck can we go back to around when Pokémon Go launched? That was probably as far as technology needed to get, right?
I can't see what it is that would make it AI... but also I couldn't tell you that it's NOT AI.
Fuuuck can we go back to around when Pokémon Go launched? That was probably as far as technology needed to get, right?
Why is coverage of Trump always so bad? It's on par with bigfoot footage (even if its setup specifically for him) - shaky cam, huge telephoto lens, blurry, bad lighting - then when we do get a decent up close picture you can see it's just some weird old dude in makeup, a wig, with an awkward gait.
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Why is coverage of Trump always so bad? It's on par with bigfoot footage (even if its setup specifically for him) - shaky cam, huge telephoto lens, blurry, bad lighting - then when we do get a decent up close picture you can see it's just some weird old dude in makeup, a wig, with an awkward gait.
"I will grant you THREE wishes!"
"I want a symbolic key to make it look like I've achieved something other than lie and mislead people for my own gain"
"GRAN-"
"and stick the logo of competing website on it"
"I uhhh..."
"Also I want to be off my tits when it's presented to me"
"I want a symbolic key to make it look like I've achieved something other than lie and mislead people for my own gain"
"GRAN-"
"and stick the logo of competing website on it"
"I uhhh..."
"Also I want to be off my tits when it's presented to me"
June 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I will grant you THREE wishes!"
"I want a symbolic key to make it look like I've achieved something other than lie and mislead people for my own gain"
"GRAN-"
"and stick the logo of competing website on it"
"I uhhh..."
"Also I want to be off my tits when it's presented to me"
"I want a symbolic key to make it look like I've achieved something other than lie and mislead people for my own gain"
"GRAN-"
"and stick the logo of competing website on it"
"I uhhh..."
"Also I want to be off my tits when it's presented to me"
Remember that "90 day pause"? Almost like it was just some artificial leverage. So then cutting it to 60 days then comes across as a power move?
52 days have ALREADY been conceded from the original tariff plan. But stopping at 60 is actually TAKING 30 days from the EU! #bigbrainplays #girlmath
52 days have ALREADY been conceded from the original tariff plan. But stopping at 60 is actually TAKING 30 days from the EU! #bigbrainplays #girlmath
May 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Remember that "90 day pause"? Almost like it was just some artificial leverage. So then cutting it to 60 days then comes across as a power move?
52 days have ALREADY been conceded from the original tariff plan. But stopping at 60 is actually TAKING 30 days from the EU! #bigbrainplays #girlmath
52 days have ALREADY been conceded from the original tariff plan. But stopping at 60 is actually TAKING 30 days from the EU! #bigbrainplays #girlmath
😢 If only there were other countries we could trade with
Oh wait, there's literally every other country
Oh wait, there's literally every other country
April 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
😢 If only there were other countries we could trade with
Oh wait, there's literally every other country
Oh wait, there's literally every other country
"US joining Commonwealth" story has obviously been overshadowed by news of other leaks, but anyway: source of that rumour was Andy Wigmore (right, both in the photo & politically), director of communications for the Leave.EU campaign.
Reminder that the misinformation engine is still ticking over.
Reminder that the misinformation engine is still ticking over.
March 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"US joining Commonwealth" story has obviously been overshadowed by news of other leaks, but anyway: source of that rumour was Andy Wigmore (right, both in the photo & politically), director of communications for the Leave.EU campaign.
Reminder that the misinformation engine is still ticking over.
Reminder that the misinformation engine is still ticking over.
You'd think the "You're Fired" guy who measures everything in terms of ratings would love the opportunity to get his whole team into a boardroom after we've all watched their incompetence and fuck-ups each week
But he hasn't got the decency to face people he's firing
see: 1000s of federal employees
But he hasn't got the decency to face people he's firing
see: 1000s of federal employees
March 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You'd think the "You're Fired" guy who measures everything in terms of ratings would love the opportunity to get his whole team into a boardroom after we've all watched their incompetence and fuck-ups each week
But he hasn't got the decency to face people he's firing
see: 1000s of federal employees
But he hasn't got the decency to face people he's firing
see: 1000s of federal employees
Minimum wage job straight out of school:
this is an entry level trainee position so we're gonna need 6 years of experience in various specialised fields.
US cabinet:
Just you do you! ✨ You can learn on the job! ✨ Don't worry about making any mistakes! ✨ No biggie, that's how we learn! 🙌
this is an entry level trainee position so we're gonna need 6 years of experience in various specialised fields.
US cabinet:
Just you do you! ✨ You can learn on the job! ✨ Don't worry about making any mistakes! ✨ No biggie, that's how we learn! 🙌
March 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Minimum wage job straight out of school:
this is an entry level trainee position so we're gonna need 6 years of experience in various specialised fields.
US cabinet:
Just you do you! ✨ You can learn on the job! ✨ Don't worry about making any mistakes! ✨ No biggie, that's how we learn! 🙌
this is an entry level trainee position so we're gonna need 6 years of experience in various specialised fields.
US cabinet:
Just you do you! ✨ You can learn on the job! ✨ Don't worry about making any mistakes! ✨ No biggie, that's how we learn! 🙌
You can't have '34 time convicted felon' without 'Elon' 🤷♂️
February 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You can't have '34 time convicted felon' without 'Elon' 🤷♂️