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David Ciani
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🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Thinker, Liberal, Technology Oriented. Data-driven research and analysis. Hailing from Monterey County, California. I speak for the trees, for myself, and no one else.

#HeHim
This PGRouting import script is running much faster now that it isn't adding an additional index for each file…
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cursed: powdered Budweiser concentrate.
Making SuperBeer™
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December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
When you accidently overwrite a 10GB data file…
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Caltrans should remove any of these that are found on state property.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Now that’s power projection. There are quite a few other European militaries that would be hard pressed to carry out such an operation.
Ukraine has sunk a third Russian shadow fleet tanker, this time off the coast of Senegal.

#explodey
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If they did a veggie McRib, they could do it year round, not just when mechanically separated pork prices are at their seasonal low…
A good thread here. Folks need to credibly believe leaders will make their lives better. “We got your back and the sky’s the limit” is a good concept. But need to be more direct: A place to live and a veggie McRib, this could be US. High speed trains & gardens for the rain, this could be US.
This will probably get me yelled at, because I can see the consensus forming here that "strong floors, no ceiling" is the dumbest of all possible slogans. I would argue that it's actually not that bad, but that it's wrong for this moment (please read 🧵before yelling at me)...
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Prison Safeway.
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Drives a brand new Mercedes E350… pays for his hamburger with cash. Checks out.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ask parliament to fabricate a CB on Mexico. 👾
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Trafficking 400 *tons* of cocaine. Apparently that’s what earns you a pardon these days.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The goal is to someter the pumpkin pie in whip cream so it you can’t see the pie.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Any person who claims to be an academic leader and signs a document like this is neither.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”

As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm sorry what?!?
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Cursed, most very cursed, plugs…
My car charger can boil water really fast
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November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Why are holidays with family so draining? Anyhoo, I’m all ready to go out and get stuffed.
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Of course we have teflon tape just laying around…
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tonight is a My Chemical Romance night.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I hear James Comey is available…
NEW: U.S. President Donald Trump considering to remove Kash Patel as FBI director. - MSNOW
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The only ICE I’ll allow on my timeline.
[Sun goes down and the D&D feed comes up]
I got an ice mold that makes a d20.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Ok. This man is a completely & dangerously deranged unhinged lunatic. Will ANY elected Republican have the courage to stand up to this madness?!
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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So, I just kicked off an airport themed week in my geolocation series, and I was tickled to see that YouTube gave my first airport video one of those dynamic like buttons - it turned into a little airplane! ✈️

It pleases me immensely 😝
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sometimes being able to play the “sorry, my parents don’t let me talk to strangers” card has advantages.
OK, it’s happening again. Time for another round, I guess.
The Greenlandic 🇬🇱 head of government, J.-F. Nielsen, has rejected U.S. 🇺🇸 attempts to hold meetings without involving Denmark🇩🇰 Politiken.dk reports. According to an expert, this shows that the U.S has also internally tried to divide Greenland and Denmark. 🖕🇺🇸 #Maga #Trump #wh #usa #no-ally #Unreliable
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM