David Braley
@davidbraley.bsky.social
Sr. Software Dev @khan-academy.bsky.social. Father of 3 boys. Sometimes I hide in the woods and watch bad movies. He/Him. Opinions are my own.
Also on Mastodon @DavidBraley@hachyderm.io
Also on Mastodon @DavidBraley@hachyderm.io
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AI has been devastating for the “checking on youtube to see if the movie has any trailers yet” user cohort
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
AI has been devastating for the “checking on youtube to see if the movie has any trailers yet” user cohort
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My new, favorite sticker, courtesy of a friend at the Charleston Conference. #chsconf2025 @jstor.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My new, favorite sticker, courtesy of a friend at the Charleston Conference. #chsconf2025 @jstor.bsky.social
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
"You want me to come pick up the kids then I take it?"
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"You want me to come pick up the kids then I take it?"
Me at 8:30 AM: (pours cup of coffee)
Me at 11:30 AM: (finds cup of coffee, same spot, untouched) oh, that explains a lot.
Me at 11:30 AM: (finds cup of coffee, same spot, untouched) oh, that explains a lot.
October 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me at 8:30 AM: (pours cup of coffee)
Me at 11:30 AM: (finds cup of coffee, same spot, untouched) oh, that explains a lot.
Me at 11:30 AM: (finds cup of coffee, same spot, untouched) oh, that explains a lot.
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everyone enjoying the future
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
everyone enjoying the future
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Omg christo facists are the most evil ones
November 30, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Omg christo facists are the most evil ones
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File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"
October 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"
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The magnetic deflector shield glows brighter when it is under attack from a plasma energy weapon.
(This is what is actually occurring.)
(This is what is actually occurring.)
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The magnetic deflector shield glows brighter when it is under attack from a plasma energy weapon.
(This is what is actually occurring.)
(This is what is actually occurring.)
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Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide!
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide!
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!
It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.
It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!
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kash patel always has the look of someone who just found out kash patel runs the fbi
July 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
kash patel always has the look of someone who just found out kash patel runs the fbi
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posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
November 30, 2023 at 3:53 PM
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
Original post: mastodon.social/@gvwilson/11...
September 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Original post: mastodon.social/@gvwilson/11...
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I will never be rich now, but at least I have my soul.
September 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I will never be rich now, but at least I have my soul.
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*poking bluesky with a stick*
“c’mon be funny”
“c’mon be funny”
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
*poking bluesky with a stick*
“c’mon be funny”
“c’mon be funny”
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men will literally invent a new political party instead of saying “sorry i elected the fascist”
July 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
men will literally invent a new political party instead of saying “sorry i elected the fascist”
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It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
June 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
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Exception accepted
A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally.
I definitely can get behind this.
I definitely can get behind this.
June 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Exception accepted
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Because it's 2025, and most people in the US still don't know what their own military looks like...
~1 in every 7 US Marines nationwide, is from California.
~1 in every 4 US Marines nationwide, is Hispanic or Latino.
~1 in every 7 US Marines nationwide, is from California.
~1 in every 4 US Marines nationwide, is Hispanic or Latino.
June 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Because it's 2025, and most people in the US still don't know what their own military looks like...
~1 in every 7 US Marines nationwide, is from California.
~1 in every 4 US Marines nationwide, is Hispanic or Latino.
~1 in every 7 US Marines nationwide, is from California.
~1 in every 4 US Marines nationwide, is Hispanic or Latino.
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Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats.
Well, I do. Love that man.
Well, I do. Love that man.
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats.
Well, I do. Love that man.
Well, I do. Love that man.