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David Bjorne
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Love movies, books, video games, comics, TV and football
LMFAO. Truly the tiniest of hands.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Join our playtest of #TheBlackCompanyRPG.

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The Black Company Roleplaying Game
The Black Company Roleplaying Game is a fast-paced, deadly game of swords, sorcery, and soldiers. Play this tabletop RPG with friends in person or online. The all-too-mortal soldiers of the Black…
theblackcompanyrpg.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Psst. #TheBlackCompanyRPG ... the playtest opens December 1.

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November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#TheBlackCompany #TTRPG playtest is going live shortly on an all-new website.

Soldiers die, the Company lives on.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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It really really bothers me that no one in this room has a chivalrous bone in their body, especially since this horse-blowing pedophile would cower, cry, and probably shit himself the moment anyone there stood up to him.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.

For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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CBS: "Tens of thousands of emails suggest POTUS may be a serial sex offender but tonight on 60min... chess boxing!"
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Uh oh
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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As of this morning, it is imperative that the Democratic caucus in the senate remove Schumer as Minority Leader, Durbin as minority whip and Cortez Masto as Vice Chair of Outreach.

Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Gah. 20 minutes to go in Pluribus E2 and Apple TV crashed.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fantastic results tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is fucking amazing
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yesssss
“TINSMAN ROAD” | Teaser Trailer
In select theatres this October 🎃

Share the sorrow 🍂🐦‍⬛
September 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Weapons is spectacular
August 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Here's a new piece that you can probably hear
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM