If Pedro Pascal and I were Friends - A Poem

This Bootie...why? Just why???

Can I ask a #MTG rules question? If Summon: Fenrir enters with summoning sickness & is sacrificed after the third chapter resolves, does that mean (without outside help) it only has 1 viable turn to attack? @tolariancommunitycollege.com @rhysticstudies.bsky.social @spice8rack.bsky.social ?

I haven't seen Ollie _all year_ so he'll just have to tolerate the cuddle.

Been advised today is a great day to manifest, which I believe involves focussing so hardon my dreams and aspirations that they spring into reality, but all I can think of is how weird it is to give a triggered ability its own Sorcery card.

OK! Anyone remember the 1980s War of the Worlds series in which the human race has conveniently forgotten the existential threat of the original Martian invasion & unwittingly pave the way for a second invasion via populist government & economic despair?

It was the only bookmark I had to hand and it doesn't even have 'Decayed' as a keyword.