David
@david317.bsky.social
Your friendly wholesome neighborhood villain. I workout and bench press single mothers in my spare time
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“You wanna get some food?”
November 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM
“You wanna get some food?”
Reposted by David
This. Carrot cake is elite and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Stop sleeping on carrot cake
November 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
This. Carrot cake is elite and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
I took a picture today
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I took a picture today
HELLO?!?!??
Cause lemme tell yall about how not shit David is. 💀💀💀 (waits till he sees this to be dramatic)
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM
HELLO?!?!??
Cool. Head is the key to mine
Corny jokes are the key to my heart
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Cool. Head is the key to mine
Grand skeeting everyone
November 15, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Grand skeeting everyone
Hello????
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Hello????
👊🏽
Aquarius, Cancer & Virgo 👎🏾
November 14, 2024 at 10:35 PM
👊🏽
I really just do stuff for the plot these days
November 13, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I really just do stuff for the plot these days
Yall not no #realchewers
Y’all don’t like y’all nipples chewed on?
November 11, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Yall not no #realchewers
We gonna skeet it up then
It's just gonna be you and one other person to skeet to 🫠
So I can block everyone that doesn’t like candy corn in one fell swoop? Say less.
November 9, 2024 at 9:09 PM
We gonna skeet it up then
So I can block everyone that doesn’t like candy corn in one fell swoop? Say less.
November 9, 2024 at 8:41 PM
So I can block everyone that doesn’t like candy corn in one fell swoop? Say less.
Indiana
Where yall from?
November 9, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Indiana
- I am a Cancer (the good kind)
- I am in the Army
- I hate onions and peppers
Three facts about me.
- I am in the Army
- I hate onions and peppers
Three facts about me.
November 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
- I am a Cancer (the good kind)
- I am in the Army
- I hate onions and peppers
Three facts about me.
- I am in the Army
- I hate onions and peppers
Three facts about me.
Good morning skeeters and skaints
November 9, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Good morning skeeters and skaints
Me to the Army:
1-ply toilet paper should be illegal.
November 9, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Me to the Army:
Reposted by David
Seeing quotes >>>>>
November 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Seeing quotes >>>>>
Reposted by David
