You ought to be.

I had to introduce myself at a meeting of fairly important representatives from various organisations around the country. Promptly forgot my name, job title and what it is I actually do. Good start for the presentation I had to give later in the meeting…

Sort of get your point but there are real practical reasons for some people. What they ABSOLUTELY should never do, is connect to the internet. I have a washing machine and dishwasher that that have that option. Absolutely the fuck not.

That’s fantastic!

Anyway, personal growth is good. Well done.

The fess is not that they looked awful, it’s that you were ever deluded enough to think they might not.

Most American ecologists and palaeontologists I’ve met say it to rhyme with stitch.

I nearly called an ambulance once with my eldest for exactly this reason. Sheer horror.

I have precisely no reason to need this but I WANT THEM ALL

Yup. Product not as advertised. Can’t see the problem here.