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Dave Obscur
@daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Probably talking about ARTPOP or Final Fantasy. 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎮

Also @DaveyBlahBlah on Twitter

📍Birmingham
Saw an insta crush post about calisthenics and wondered if there were any classes near me and Google decided to call me a rotted corpse
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Pair eh droont rats
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Pair eh droont rats
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Found some back muscles I've never seen before in my life and got a PB at the gym so I'm riding this wave for as long as I can
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Pokémon trailer reminded me that every time I hear about the gays going to Hoopla my default is to think of this
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Used to manage employee stuff in ESR. They moved annual leave requests to EOL. As a manager I approve via E-Roster. Still use ESR for appraisals. Just been told we're moving EOL (browser link) to Loop (mobile app).

I swear I'm part of a psyop to see how far they can push public sector workers.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"whether you like him or not, you really have no choice" is a deeply concerning sentence to read from an unhinged, demented, ultra far-right, authoritarian President eyeing up third term he's not allowed

Also, like, isn't this electoral blackmail?
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dropping this queen shit line in my work group chat and leaving
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Did Z-A mean to make the Big Bad, Ange, sound like your work nemesis who is a 55 year-old woman who checks if you leave one minute early, or is this a localisation issue
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Spot who failed some attempts at skipping double-unders earlier
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Hadn't you seen...
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
When did Pokémon become smut
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Catfishing everyone as a person with broad shoulders thanks to this brief angle
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I made him such a little f*g omg
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
First time I've ever signed up to a political party in my life. Well done Zack put your feet up and get the dildo out hen you've done well
October 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Sir please do not jump
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love her
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Like what does this company DO? What does this MEAN?! And how did someone doing my NHS job get into this?!?
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It's been over two weeks since I saw Lady Gaga three times and the post-show depression still hasn't lifted. Take me back. 😭
October 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Me too
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
At a wedding in London where the venue has this poster on the wall but also just charged us £70 for a bottle of wine???
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Got on chat to Google support yesterday because my Pixel 10 Pro keeps showing the weather app on my full screen when it's locked and the troubleshooting didn't fix it, and the clearly AI customer support agent was no help, I just want the weather app gone, and then I realised I literally became this
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Tom Daley whenever Kate Garroway speaks on #CelebrityTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just found an old @square-enix-games.com product registration leaflet inside my original PSP copy of War of the Lions. Do you think I could still send this for the "amazing goodie bag"? 🤣
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM