Wait! What?
September 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wait! What?
A Handful of Seagulls
Slightly diminish a band
My Chemical Platonic Relationship
My Chemical Platonic Relationship
August 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A Handful of Seagulls
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To be employed at a dairy farm you must be able to work well with udders
March 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
To be employed at a dairy farm you must be able to work well with udders
Boner Jovi
Weirder Al
March 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Boner Jovi
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-how did you do it? they checked you for concealed weapons at the security desk
‘oh DID they,’ i smirk, knocking him out with these american thighs
‘oh DID they,’ i smirk, knocking him out with these american thighs
January 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
-how did you do it? they checked you for concealed weapons at the security desk
‘oh DID they,’ i smirk, knocking him out with these american thighs
‘oh DID they,’ i smirk, knocking him out with these american thighs
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I know nothing about man from Mars physiology or digestion or metabolism but going from a strict diet of eating cars to bars and then to guitars HAS to be a huge shock to the system, sure a guitar is a lot to eat but he WAS eating whole bars, where the people meet, face to face, dance cheek to cheek
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I know nothing about man from Mars physiology or digestion or metabolism but going from a strict diet of eating cars to bars and then to guitars HAS to be a huge shock to the system, sure a guitar is a lot to eat but he WAS eating whole bars, where the people meet, face to face, dance cheek to cheek
YEEEESSS SCOTLAND 🏴
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM
YEEEESSS SCOTLAND 🏴
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Well done Brighton and Walthamstow. ❤️
August 7, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Well done Brighton and Walthamstow. ❤️
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Heard a rumor that Vance has fucked other furniture but he claims it didn’t mean anything, it was just one nightstand.
July 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Heard a rumor that Vance has fucked other furniture but he claims it didn’t mean anything, it was just one nightstand.
I have a joke about Hercules, but it’s a bit laboured.
I have a joke about Oedipus. It's a real Motherfucker.
May 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I have a joke about Hercules, but it’s a bit laboured.
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Voter photo ID? Okay, if the government wants me to prove who I am when I vote, I want them to prove who they are when they vote in parliament: full disclosure of who funds them, their financial and family interests, their shareholdings, directorships, associations and affiliations.
April 24, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Voter photo ID? Okay, if the government wants me to prove who I am when I vote, I want them to prove who they are when they vote in parliament: full disclosure of who funds them, their financial and family interests, their shareholdings, directorships, associations and affiliations.
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April 5, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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Bees are coming out of winter hibernation all across the Northern hemisphere. Which ones are visiting YOUR backyard?
March 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Bees are coming out of winter hibernation all across the Northern hemisphere. Which ones are visiting YOUR backyard?
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Disneyland is what they call swifts in Scotland.
March 1, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Disneyland is what they call swifts in Scotland.
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A French artist just came and set up this composition for me, and I'm outraged. I mean, I'm not saying I don't like it. But he charges the oeuf.
February 26, 2024 at 11:28 AM
A French artist just came and set up this composition for me, and I'm outraged. I mean, I'm not saying I don't like it. But he charges the oeuf.
Ah, hope, my old nemesis. Fancy seeing you again. 🏴
February 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Ah, hope, my old nemesis. Fancy seeing you again. 🏴
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#4 Gaelic has a much richer tradition of cursing than of swearing, so for #SeachdainNaGaidhlig I'll post one of my favourite curses each day. Use with caution!😜
Gun itheadh an cat thu agus gun itheadh an Diabhal an cat!
/gə Nʲiçəɣ əŋ kahd u agəs gə Nʲiçəɣ əNʲ dʲiəvəL əŋ kaht/
~ go to Hell
Gun itheadh an cat thu agus gun itheadh an Diabhal an cat!
/gə Nʲiçəɣ əŋ kahd u agəs gə Nʲiçəɣ əNʲ dʲiəvəL əŋ kaht/
~ go to Hell
February 23, 2024 at 12:05 PM
#4 Gaelic has a much richer tradition of cursing than of swearing, so for #SeachdainNaGaidhlig I'll post one of my favourite curses each day. Use with caution!😜
Gun itheadh an cat thu agus gun itheadh an Diabhal an cat!
/gə Nʲiçəɣ əŋ kahd u agəs gə Nʲiçəɣ əNʲ dʲiəvəL əŋ kaht/
~ go to Hell
Gun itheadh an cat thu agus gun itheadh an Diabhal an cat!
/gə Nʲiçəɣ əŋ kahd u agəs gə Nʲiçəɣ əNʲ dʲiəvəL əŋ kaht/
~ go to Hell
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I assume the group looking to oust the Speaker of the House are being referred to as 'Just Stop Hoyle'?
February 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I assume the group looking to oust the Speaker of the House are being referred to as 'Just Stop Hoyle'?
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I'm in a pub called 'The Flock of Sheep'. It has a lot of bars.
February 8, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I'm in a pub called 'The Flock of Sheep'. It has a lot of bars.
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When Russian bombers open their bomb bay doors, progressively smaller bombers emerge and perform provocative manoeuvres near NATO airspace.
February 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
When Russian bombers open their bomb bay doors, progressively smaller bombers emerge and perform provocative manoeuvres near NATO airspace.
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It's groundhog day.. again
February 2, 2024 at 11:02 AM
It's groundhog day.. again