Dave in Cedar Rapids
@daveincedarrapids.bsky.social
Was over there for a while, then I left and was nowhere, and now I'm here.
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If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.
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He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
June 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Let’s not forget that earlier today, this day was known as “we cannot build bananas in America” day. That is, until everything went bananas
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Let’s not forget that earlier today, this day was known as “we cannot build bananas in America” day. That is, until everything went bananas
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
April 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
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no one could have predicted that the guy who makes cars that randomly crash and explode into flames and rockets that randomly crash and explode into flames would also make a web site that randomly crashes and explodes into flames
March 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
no one could have predicted that the guy who makes cars that randomly crash and explode into flames and rockets that randomly crash and explode into flames would also make a web site that randomly crashes and explodes into flames
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On the bright side, I've never felt more qualified than literally every single member of an administration and whatnot.
February 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
On the bright side, I've never felt more qualified than literally every single member of an administration and whatnot.
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Hundreds of Iowans gathered in the capital today to protest HSB 242, a bill that would remove gender identity as a protected class in the Iowa Civil Rights Act.
February 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hundreds of Iowans gathered in the capital today to protest HSB 242, a bill that would remove gender identity as a protected class in the Iowa Civil Rights Act.
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We deserve to be hated, unfortunately. I harbor the responsibly as an American for having participated in the failure to stop this. And it is my responsibility to stop it. And it is yours. Self-government confers responsibilities on citizenship. Wake the fuck up, America.
audible boos for the US National Anthem in Montreal before the USA-Canada 4 Nations Face-Off hockey game
February 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We deserve to be hated, unfortunately. I harbor the responsibly as an American for having participated in the failure to stop this. And it is my responsibility to stop it. And it is yours. Self-government confers responsibilities on citizenship. Wake the fuck up, America.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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I want to emphasize that I am not an easy person to radicalize. It's not really in my nature. If I come across as strident and extreme, it's because I have been watching Elon Musk operate very closely for a decade now, and I am extremely worried that we are already out of formal tools to resist him.
February 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I want to emphasize that I am not an easy person to radicalize. It's not really in my nature. If I come across as strident and extreme, it's because I have been watching Elon Musk operate very closely for a decade now, and I am extremely worried that we are already out of formal tools to resist him.
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pretty sure President Kamala wouldn't be calling for the expulsion of all Palestinians from Gaza but what the hell do I know
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
pretty sure President Kamala wouldn't be calling for the expulsion of all Palestinians from Gaza but what the hell do I know
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Our convicted criminal president ordered one of his billionaire henchmen to illegally access our treasury’s computers and give himself a back door to control trillions in government funds.
Murray: "It is unlawful for a president to say 'I am going to decide where the money goes that Congress appropriated' ... you can't pass a law and then say, 'it doesn't apply to me.' That's what they are doing here."
February 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Our convicted criminal president ordered one of his billionaire henchmen to illegally access our treasury’s computers and give himself a back door to control trillions in government funds.
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I applaud teachers. Give ICE hell. If they wanted in those doors, they took the wrong approach a long time ago.
January 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I applaud teachers. Give ICE hell. If they wanted in those doors, they took the wrong approach a long time ago.
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
I wanna know who green lighted that “Section 31” script. Like, pronto.
a picture of a man with long hair and the words " judges in klingon "
ALT: a picture of a man with long hair and the words " judges in klingon "
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I wanna know who green lighted that “Section 31” script. Like, pronto.
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