Dave Goossen
@davegoossen.bsky.social
Recovering software engineer on Canada's West Coast. Novelist | short filmmaker | decent guitarist | screenwriter | playwright | dad x2 🇨🇦
The Security Guards
August 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Security Guards
Bonus points for using 'bailiwick' and spelling it correctly
July 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bonus points for using 'bailiwick' and spelling it correctly
I was always partial to Mint Melamine
March 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I was always partial to Mint Melamine
And special guest disease - Lupis!
February 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
And special guest disease - Lupis!
Great news, Collin! What a huge accomplishment!
Make sure to take the time to celebrate!
Make sure to take the time to celebrate!
January 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Great news, Collin! What a huge accomplishment!
Make sure to take the time to celebrate!
Make sure to take the time to celebrate!
I'm here, I'm here :-)
October 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I'm here, I'm here :-)
it's even better if you then remember a cute girl named Rosanna that you made out with at a high school dance that you crashed and then never saw again
October 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
it's even better if you then remember a cute girl named Rosanna that you made out with at a high school dance that you crashed and then never saw again
Yeah, men and joy. This really hit me hard and I’m gonna have to spend some time unpacking why.
And thanks for posting it.
And thanks for posting it.
October 2, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Yeah, men and joy. This really hit me hard and I’m gonna have to spend some time unpacking why.
And thanks for posting it.
And thanks for posting it.
Pardon the profanity but here is the best bit of writing about this season
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 15th anniversary of th...
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Pardon the profanity but here is the best bit of writing about this season
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
Thanks, Chris!
And I must add that your insightful and helpful notes are going to make the next draft even better :-)
And I must add that your insightful and helpful notes are going to make the next draft even better :-)
November 17, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Thanks, Chris!
And I must add that your insightful and helpful notes are going to make the next draft even better :-)
And I must add that your insightful and helpful notes are going to make the next draft even better :-)
Terrifying if literal: “Dude, my standup set last night totally killed!”
September 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Terrifying if literal: “Dude, my standup set last night totally killed!”
Exactly! Lying on the floor in front of the stereo and listening to the entire album while perusing the album notes is a beautiful thing
September 19, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Exactly! Lying on the floor in front of the stereo and listening to the entire album while perusing the album notes is a beautiful thing
Tremors is a great B movie
September 17, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Tremors is a great B movie
Good timing with this quote, I’m struggling with both at the moment
September 15, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Good timing with this quote, I’m struggling with both at the moment